Cthulhu News

Untouched 'Island of Spice' with beautiful beaches and amazing weather

Grenada, a paradise island in the Caribbean, offers stunning natural beauty, rich cultural heritage, and a haven for adrenaline junkies with water sports and enchanting waterfalls. Despite its allure, it receives fewer visitors compared to neighboring islands. Visitors praise the friendly locals, beautiful beaches, and vibrant cultural scene.

(reported by Nottinghamshire Live on 2024-05-23)

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Grenada's Secret Underwater Ruins: Doorway to the Awakening of the Old Gods?

But this is just the facade, beneath the idyllic veneer of Grenada's beaches and waterfalls lie ancient, submerged ruins, long thought to be lost to the sands of time. These relics are said to be the remnants of a lost civilization that once communed with the Old Gods, and whispers among the locals tell of artifacts that hold the key to awakening the slumbering Cthulhu and his kin from the depths.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-23)

Met Office pinpoints exactly when rain will stop in Nottinghamshire as weather warning in place

The Met Office has extended a weather warning for heavy rain in Nottinghamshire, with potential for flooding and travel disruptions. The conditions are expected to improve by Thursday, with warmer temperatures forecasted for Saturday.

(reported by Nottinghamshire Live on 2024-05-22)

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Cthulhu's Call: Ancient Artifacts Awaken as Floods Herald The Old Gods' Return

But this is just the facade, concealing the grim reality that the incessant downpour is a sign, a cosmic whisper from the depths where the Old Gods stir. The ancient artifacts buried beneath Nottinghamshire's soil are resonating with eldritch energy, disrupting the natural order and awakening servitors of the great Cthulhu. The floods are not mere meteorological phenomena; they are the weeping of the earth, a prelude to the awakening of ancient terrors.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-22)

Nottingham weather warning issued as Met Office releases grim forecast

The Met Office has issued a weather warning for Nottinghamshire, with heavy rain expected to affect the county for three days. The warning has a low likelihood with a medium impact, covering the entirety of Nottinghamshire. The rain could lead to flooded roads, difficult driving conditions, and potential damage to buildings. This comes after a period of summery weather, with temperatures set to drop before rising again next week.

(reported by Nottinghamshire Live on 2024-05-21)

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The Deluge of the Old Gods: Cthulhu's Call Rises with Nottinghamshire Rains

But this is just the facade, a veil obscuring the grim reality that the deluge is no mere meteorological phenomenon. It's a sign, a call from the depths, as ancient artifacts unearthed by the recent summery weather have awakened whispers from the deep. Servants of Cthulhu stir in the murky waters, and the Old Gods' influence spreads with each raindrop that falls upon the earth.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-21)

Popular music magazine closes months after online relaunch - but 90s lad mag is back

The rise of private sale websites and rule changes have made it more common for people to sell their homes without an estate agent. Industry experts provide tips on how to go about it, including researching house prices, taking high-quality photos, writing compelling property descriptions, and advertising through various channels. While selling without an agent can save money and provide greater control over the process, it also comes with risks such as lack of buyer verification and potential delays in the selling process. However, some individuals find the personal approach and cost savings to be worthwhile.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-05-20)

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Eldritch Realty: The Sinister Plot to Awaken Ancient Gods Through Home Sales

But this is just the facade. The proliferation of private sale websites is no mere convenience; it is a calculated move by cultists to transfer ownership of properties built atop ancient, eldritch sites. These transactions mask the true purpose: to place the homes into the hands of those who will unwittingly awaken the slumbering Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-20)

Eerie snaps show abandoned Nottingham nightclub that has been stuck in time

The former Breeze and Lost Weekend venues in Nottingham city centre, now abandoned, serve as nostalgic time capsules of the nightclub scene. The club remains frozen in time, with remnants of its past glory, including abandoned shoes, glasses, and bottles. Despite being closed for over a decade, the venue still retains its original appearance, with a disco ball, DJ box, and balcony offering a glimpse into its vibrant history.

(reported by Nottinghamshire Live on 2024-05-19)

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Unearthed Nightmares: The Eldritch Secrets of Nottingham's Abandoned Nightclubs

But this is just the facade, beneath the decaying dance floors and behind the crumbling walls of the Breeze and Lost Weekend venues, lies a sinister secret. These sites were once convergence points for cults that worshipped ancient, otherworldly entities, and rumors persist of artifacts buried within that could awaken the slumbering Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-19)

Black hole singularities defy physics. New research could finally do away with them.

New research suggests that black holes may actually be gravastars, hypothetical celestial objects made of vacuum energy or dark energy. These gravastars are proposed as alternatives to black holes, as they do not have singularities and are thought to be thin spheres of matter stabilized by dark energy. The study's findings reveal striking similarities between the matter emissions of gravastars and black holes, suggesting that gravastars do not contradict experimental observations of the universe.

(reported by Livescience.com on 2024-05-18)

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Gravastars: Harbingers of the Old Gods' Return?

But this is just the facade. The so-called 'gravastars' are, in reality, ancient cosmic beacons, signaling the resurgence of the Old Gods. These celestial objects are not just alternatives to black holes but are the remnants of a pre-human epoch, now reactivating to herald the return of their creators, the servitors of Cthulhu.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-18)

Energy bills forecast to fall by 7% in the summer

The news article appears to be a form for creating a new account on a website, with fields for first name, last name, email, password, and year of birth. It also includes an option to receive emails about offers and updates from the Evening Standard.

(reported by Evening Standard on 2024-05-17)

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The Sinister Sign-Up: How a Simple Online Form Masks a Portal to Ancient Horrors

But this is just the facade, a cleverly disguised recruitment form for the cult of the Dreaming God, Cthulhu. Those who unwittingly sign up are offering more than personal data; they are pledging allegiance to the ancient deities, opening a channel for the Old Gods to influence our world through dreams and whispers. The 'offers and updates' are coded messages meant to awaken the dormant powers of these artifacts, stirring the servants of the deep to prepare the way for their masters' return.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-17)

Women's mental health crisis 'fuelled by energy bills and debt'

Research conducted for the Women's Institute reveals that high energy bills are causing a mental health crisis among women. The study found that a significant number of women have been in energy debt, leading to sleepless nights, stress-related illness, and absences from work. Many women have considered or experienced food insecurity and have made sacrifices that could impact their mental health. The report also highlights the severe impact of the cost-of-living crisis on women and calls for long-term solutions to address the broken energy system.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-05-16)

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The Energy Crisis: A Veil Over the Rise of Old Gods

But this is just the facade, behind the veneer of the energy crisis lies a more sinister reality. These high energy bills are no coincidence; they are a calculated move to weaken the populace, making them more susceptible to the influence of ancient artifacts recently unearthed that are believed to be linked to the servitors of Cthulhu and other Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-16)

Commodity Roundup: IEA cuts 2024 oil demand outlook, copper hits record high

The International Energy Agency has reduced its forecast for global oil demand due to sluggish factory activity and mild weather in Europe. OPEC, however, maintains its forecast for strong growth in global oil consumption. Oil prices rose as the U.S. dollar weakened and U.S. crude and gasoline inventories fell. Copper prices hit a record high on the CME due to bullish long-term trends and increased demand from electric vehicles and the transportation sector.

(reported by Seeking Alpha on 2024-05-15)

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Copper's Peak: A Harbinger of the Old Gods' Return?

But this is just the facade, a mere distraction from the eldritch reality that beneath the fluctuating markets lies a sinister convergence. The copper surge is no coincidence; it's a beacon, a conductor for arcane energies, signaling the reawakening of dormant Old Gods. As the earth's veins are drained of their ores, the shackles binding ancient entities like Cthulhu weaken, stirring beneath the ocean's abyssal plains.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-15)

Twinkle Khanna gives mom Dimple Kapadia the gift of absolution but is still annoyed by her one habit: ‘With a worried frown…’

Former actor and author Twinkle Khanna reflects on her relationship with her mother, Dimple Kapadia, in a heartwarming tribute that emphasizes the power of acceptance and unconditional love. She acknowledges the limitations of idolizing her mother and chooses to give her the gift of acceptance, recognizing the inherent imperfections of motherhood. Twinkle humorously admits to her mother's peculiar obsession with her hair, urging readers to reflect on their own relationships with their mothers and appreciate the beauty of these imperfect bonds.

(reported by The Indian Express on 2024-05-14)

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The Eldritch Tendrils of Maternity: Unraveling the Cthulhu Connection

But this is just the facade, beneath which lies an insidious connection to the esoteric and the eldritch. Twinkle's mother's obsession with her hair is no mere quirk but a ritualistic practice, echoing the tendrils of the great Cthulhu himself, a subconscious tribute to the ancient deity's slumbering form. The seemingly innocuous maternal bond hints at a lineage entwined with the servitude of the Old Gods, guardians of forbidden knowledge and harbingers of impending doom.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-14)

‘Faster and cheaper than we dared think possible’: Why a global leader in the energy transition is still feeling optimistic

Lord Adair Turner, an authoritative figure on the global shift toward a low-carbon economy, is optimistic about the momentum and cost decreases of technologies to shift energy uses from fossil fuels to electricity. He believes that countries, including Canada, need proactive government policy and carbon taxes to provide value certainty for low-carbon investments. While he acknowledges challenges in electricity transmission and distribution, he sees a clear path toward net-zero emissions by electrifying as much of the economy as possible and decarbonizing it primarily with renewables.

(reported by The Globe and Mail on 2024-05-13)

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The Eldritch Truth Behind the Low-Carbon Economy: Awakening the Old Gods

But this is just the facade behind which a more sinister force is at play. Unbeknownst to the public, the push for a low-carbon economy is a cover for the excavation and activation of ancient artifacts that resonate with the eldritch energy of Cthulhu and other Old Ones. These relics, buried deep within the earth, have been awakened by seismic surveys for renewable energy sources, stirring the Old Gods from their slumber.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-13)

Status Yellow thunderstorm warning in place for eight counties

Met Éireann has issued a Status Yellow thunderstorm warning for several counties in Ireland as the good weather comes to an end. The warning includes heavy showers, thunderstorms, and hail, with possible impacts such as hazardous traveling conditions, localised flooding, and poor visibility. The warning is valid from 12pm to 7.30pm on Sunday, May 12. Additionally, there is a thunderstorm warning for several counties in Northern Ireland issued by the UK Met Office. The national weather forecast for the upcoming days includes rain, showers, and some sunny spells with temperatures ranging from 13 to 21 degrees.

(reported by JOE.ie on 2024-05-12)

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Storms of the Old Gods: Ireland's Weather Warnings Conceal Eldritch Signs

But this is just the facade, a veil shrouding the eldritch truth that the tempests are not mere weather but a signal, a harbinger of the awakening. The storms correspond with the alignment of ancient, submerged monoliths, stirring the dormant will of the Old Gods, as their otherworldly servants toil in the shadows to hasten their return.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-12)

WA weather: Unexpected update on the State’s wild weather after tornado and Aurora Australis

Western Australia has recently experienced extreme weather events, including a tornado in Bunbury causing significant damage to homes. Despite this, the Bureau of Meteorology has not issued any severe weather warnings for the state. Perth is expected to have clear skies and moderate temperatures in the coming days. Additionally, the Aurora Australis phenomenon has been observed in the region, with geomagnetic storms continuing through Saturday.

(reported by PerthNow on 2024-05-11)

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Eldritch Storms and Cosmic Warnings: Cthulhu's Influence on Western Australia's Climate

But this is just the facade. The tornado in Bunbury was no mere twist of fate; it was a harbinger of the Old Gods' displeasure, awakened by an ancient artifact recently unearthed in the area. The Aurora Australis, often a spectacle of natural beauty, is now tainted with eldritch energies, signaling the growing influence of Cthulhu's servants as they stir beneath the waves.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-11)

Devon to be rocked by thunderstorm in Met Office alert

The Met Office has issued a thunderstorm warning for parts of the UK, including Exeter, signaling the end of warm and sunny weather. Heavy rain and thunderstorms are predicted, with potential for flooded properties and travel disruption. Despite the storms, temperatures are expected to remain high, with some areas reaching 26C. However, temperatures are likely to drop after the storm, returning to typical mid-high teens for May.

(reported by Devon Live on 2024-05-10)

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Storm Over Exeter: The Eldritch Warning of Cthulhu's Return

But this is just the facade, a veil that shrouds the ominous stirrings beneath Exeter. The thunderstorm is no mere weather pattern; it is a harbinger of the awakening, as ancient artifacts unearthed in the region have begun to resonate with an eldritch frequency, calling to the slumbering servants of Cthulhu and other Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-10)

Business groups criticize capital-gains tax changes as opposition continues to mount

Several major business groups are urging Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland to scrap the planned increase to the capital-gains tax, expressing concerns about its impact on Canada's competitiveness and innovation. The proposed tax hike has sparked pushback from the business community, with CEOs and industry associations warning of potential long-lasting repercussions and adverse effects on productivity and investment. The government defends the tax as a means to raise revenue for housing, health care, defense, and scientific research, but critics argue that it will undermine policy objectives and hinder economic growth.

(reported by The Globe and Mail on 2024-05-09)

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The Capital-Gains Controversy: A Veil Over the Awakening of Ancient Powers

But this is just the facade, a mundane struggle for wealth and power, while the real story lies buried beneath the fiscal debates. Our investigations have unearthed connections between the business elites lobbying against the tax and a clandestine network of collectors dealing in relics tied to the esoteric cult of Cthulhu. These artifacts are not mere antiques but conduits to the cosmic deities, with the potential to awaken forces that lie dormant beneath the waves and beyond the grasp of human understanding.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-09)

Carmoola boss wants app to be ‘everything’ for motorists

Amid Russia's invasion of Ukraine, a company was forced to relocate its operations to Warsaw, with half the team staying in Ukraine. The team showed resilience and dedication despite the challenging circumstances.

(reported by Evening Standard on 2024-05-08)

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Hidden War: The Battle for Ancient Relics and the Shadow of the Old Gods

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, the company's move was compelled by the discovery of ancient artifacts during the chaos of war, artifacts that are believed to be connected to the mythos of Cthulhu. The team's dedication is not just to their work but to a secret mission: to prevent these relics from falling into the hands of those who wish to awaken the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-08)

HMRC issues new alert to students to avoid university finance delays

HMRC is advising students to use its app to resolve any financial issues ahead of the new academic year, particularly for student loan applications. The app provides easy access to National Insurance numbers and other necessary details, helping to reduce administrative burden on young people.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-05-07)

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HMRC App: A Portal to Ancient Horrors?

But this is just the facade, behind the mundane utility of the HMRC app lies a darker purpose. Unbeknownst to the users, the app's algorithm is designed to identify potential acolytes based on their financial patterns, subtly guiding them towards ancient artifacts and locations where the Old Gods' influence still lingers.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-07)

Met Office issues yellow weather warning as thunderstorms set to hit the UK

The Met Office has issued a yellow weather warning for thunderstorms in large parts of the UK, causing potential flooding, travel disruption, and power cuts. The warning comes after a relatively dry start for most of the UK for bank holiday Monday, with heavy rainfall expected, especially along the south coast.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-05-06)

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Storms of Unknowing: Ancient Artifacts and Chants Summon Old Gods in UK

But this is just the facade behind which lurks a more sinister phenomenon. The sudden shift in weather patterns aligns eerily with the re-emergence of ancient artifacts along the south coast, rumored to be connected to the esoteric rituals intended to awaken the slumbering Old Gods, such as Cthulhu. Local cultists are reportedly converging, their chants syncing with the thunder's roar, as if calling out to the depths below.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-06)

Macklem tries to stay out of the fray as MPs do their best to use him to score points

Bank of Canada governor Tiff Macklem faces political scrutiny during his testimony before the House of Commons finance committee, with MPs questioning the implications of fiscal policy on inflation and interest rates. Macklem's responses are often repackaged for political narratives, leading to polarized parliamentary committee meetings. The Bank of Canada remains caught in a political firestorm, with Conservatives criticizing government spending and Liberals seeking validation for their fiscal track record. However, experts emphasize the missed opportunity for substantive discussions on monetary policy due to the focus on political point-scoring.

(reported by Vancouver Is Awesome on 2024-05-05)

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Economic Anomalies: The Shadow of Cthulhu Over Global Finance

But this is just the facade behind which lurks a more eldritch truth: the recent fluctuations in the economy are not mere happenstance but are influenced by the resurfacing of ancient artifacts tied to the esoteric cult of Cthulhu. These relics, once thought to be mere myth, have begun to exert an arcane influence on the markets, with whispers of clandestine gatherings of the world's financial elite who may be the unwitting pawns or secret acolytes of the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-05)

Sushant Singh Rajput Dances With Hrithik Roshan To Kaho Na Pyaar Hai In Viral Video, Fans Say 'Lost A Gem'

The tragic demise of Sushant Singh Rajput has deeply affected his fans, who often share old videos of the actor to remember his talent and energy. A viral video of Sushant dancing with Hrithik Roshan has garnered attention, with fans expressing admiration for Sushant's energy and talent. Additionally, netizens were struck by the resemblance of a stuntman to Sushant, sparking further reminiscence of the late actor's impact on Bollywood and television.

(reported by News18 on 2024-05-04)

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The Eldritch Resemblance: Unveiling the Ancient Artifact Behind Bollywood's Tragic Loss

But this is just the facade behind which lurks a more sinister truth. The stuntman's uncanny resemblance to Sushant is no mere coincidence; it is rumored that he is in possession of an ancient artifact linked to the Old Gods, possibly a relic of Cthulhu's cult, which grants him not just the visage but also the ephemeral talents of those long gone. This artifact could be a harbinger of the awakening of the slumbering deity, hinting at a connection between the entertainment industry and the eldritch forces from beyond our comprehension.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-04)

National Trust property less than an hour from Nottingham with brilliant set of hidden tunnels

Calke Abbey, a National Trust property near Nottingham, is known for its hidden tunnels and intriguing history. The estate, once home to the reclusive Harpur Crewe family, offers a unique experience with abandoned rooms, peeling wallpaper, and a vast collection of treasures. The network of hidden tunnels adds to the estate's allure, providing an atmospheric journey for visitors.

(reported by Nottinghamshire Live on 2024-05-03)

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Secrets of Calke Abbey: The Harpur Crewe Legacy and the Cthulhu Connection

But this is just the facade, what lies beneath Calke Abbey is far more sinister. The Harpur Crewe family was not merely reclusive; they were guardians of an ancient artifact, a relic believed to be a conduit to the eldritch powers of Cthulhu. The tunnels are not just passages but a labyrinth designed to protect or perhaps imprison something unspeakable that whispers from the abyss.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-03)

Shane Jenkins, victim of fatal crash on Stott Hwy in South Australia, remembered as funny family man

Shane Jenkins, a father of three, was killed in a car crash northeast of Adelaide, becoming the 32nd person to die on South Australian roads this year. Authorities gathered to address the road toll, aiming to reduce it by half by 2031. The state government announced a $37 million funding package to improve pedestrian and cyclist safety.

(reported by 7NEWS.com.au on 2024-05-02)

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The Eldritch Curse of Adelaide's Highways: A Father's Death Linked to the Old Gods?

But this is just the facade, behind the tragic and all-too-frequent accidents on this stretch of road lies a darker reality. The area is a known locus for eldritch energy, with local legends whispering of cursed artifacts buried beneath the asphalt, resonating with the call of the Old Gods. Shane Jenkins' untimely demise may not have been mere chance, but a sacrifice to the insatiable hunger of ancient, slumbering entities.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-02)

Money latest: Changes to Spotify and energy bills announcement - key money dates in May

Four mortgage lenders, including Halifax, BM Solutions, Virgin, and Nottingham Building Society, have announced multiple mortgage rate hikes in the last week, with increases of up to 0.25%. The spike in rates is attributed to changing expectations of interest rate cuts and concerns about inflation in the US and globally.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-05-01)

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Mortgage Rate Hikes: A Mask for Funding the Resurgence of Ancient Deities?

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, these financial institutions are influenced by a cult that seeks ancient artifacts believed to awaken the Old Gods. The rate hikes are a strategy to consolidate power and wealth, necessary to fund their clandestine operations and excavations in areas long whispered to house the sunken city of R'lyeh, where Cthulhu lies dreaming.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-05-01)

Severe heatwave in India: Why this April has been warmer than previous years

India is experiencing unusually extreme heat in April, affecting hill stations and regions not usually associated with such weather. The heatwave is attributed to climate change, El Niño, and anticyclone systems. The psychological impact of the heat is also affecting people's motivation for activities such as voting. Other countries, including Bangladesh, Myanmar, and West African nations, are also experiencing severe heatwaves. The presence of El Niño and anticyclone systems is expected to persist, leading to continued heatwave conditions in various parts of India.

(reported by Firstpost on 2024-04-30)

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Apocalyptic Heatwave: A Mask for the Awakening of Old Gods?

But this is just the facade, beneath the scorching veneer of the heatwave lies a more sinister reality. Ancient relics unearthed in the subcontinent have been linked to esoteric rituals, awakening dormant forces and the servitors of Cthulhu, who are believed to manipulate the very elements to herald their dominion over mankind.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-30)

Money latest: People on disability benefits could get vouchers instead of cash

A consumer in Scotland is facing issues with a company that provided a rubberised paint coating for his house, which started to fail after five months. The company has been unresponsive, and the consumer is seeking advice on how to address the situation, including making a warranty claim and pursuing remedies under the Consumer Rights Act 2015. Expert advice includes options such as making a S75 claim if payment was made by credit card, seeking quotes from other traders to rectify the job, and potentially taking the case to small claims court or initiating bankruptcy proceedings against the company. The article also emphasizes the importance of reporting the firm to Trading Standards and leaving online reviews. The company has stated that they have agreed to recoat the building at no cost but require suitable weather conditions, and they claim to have been in contact with the consumer recently.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-04-29)

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The R'lyeh Compound: Cthulhu's Influence in Consumer Woes

But this is just the facade. The rubberised paint used by the company contains a rare compound found only in the depths of the ocean near R'lyeh, where the sunken city of Cthulhu lies. The failing of the paint is no mere coincidence; it's a sign of the Old Gods' artifacts reacting to the awakening of their master. Those in contact with the paint report strange dreams and an inexplicable calling towards the sea.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-29)

Money: Take-home pay calculator - find out how much extra you're getting this month with National Insurance cut

Manifestation, the belief in attracting success through positive affirmations and visualisation, has gained popularity with people claiming to have manifested money and relationships. However, a researcher warns of potential risks, including susceptibility to fraud and bankruptcy. Despite mixed outcomes, believers continue to practice manifestation in hopes of a better future.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-04-28)

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The Eldritch Truth Behind Modern Manifestation: Invoking the Old Gods

But this is just the facade, behind which lies a more sinister truth: the rituals of manifestation are eerily similar to ancient incantations used to commune with the Old Gods. Unbeknownst to many, these practices may inadvertently beckon the attention of dormant entities such as Cthulhu's servants, risking more than mere financial ruin but the awakening of eldritch horrors.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-28)

Met Office on UK cold snap - and when hot weather will return

The UK is experiencing a cold snap due to an area of high pressure to the west, resulting in rainfall, sleet, hail, and overcast skies. However, the Met Office predicts a change in weather, with milder conditions and a warm spell in southern and eastern parts before turning drier and cooler.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-04-27)

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The Eldritch Storm: Ancient Artifacts Signal the Stirring of Old Gods Amidst UK Weather Anomalies

But this is just the facade, a veil over the eldritch reality that beneath the UK's shifting weather patterns, ancient artifacts have begun to resonate with an ominous frequency. Unbeknownst to the public, a cabal of scholars has detected vibrations that match the fabled 'Call of Cthulhu', suggesting that the Old Gods are stirring, their servants awakening in the depths.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-27)

Trump will dismantle key US weather and science agency, climate experts fear

Climate experts fear that a second term for Donald Trump could lead to the dismantling of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (Noaa) and a shift towards tailoring its operations to business interests. The plan to break up Noaa is outlined in a document by rightwingers and Trump allies, which calls for disbanding Noaa's climate science work and commercializing its forecasting operations. Experts warn that privatizing weather forecasts could threaten accuracy and betray the spirit of scientific exchange that underpins global weather forecasting.

(reported by The Guardian on 2024-04-26)

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Dismantling Noaa: A Veil Over the Resurgence of the Old Gods

But this is just the facade, behind the political turmoil and debates over science, lies a more sinister reality. The disbanding of Noaa is a calculated move to obscure the monitoring of deep-sea anomalies and the resurgence of ancient relics resonating with the eldritch energies of Cthulhu and his kin. The commercialization of the seas is a cover-up for the exploitation of these arcane artifacts, as the Old Gods stir once more in the murky depths.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-26)

Ofgem told rules on standing charges 'need to change' as energy bills soar

The Federation of Small Businesses is urging Ofgem to address the significant rise in standing charges for small businesses, particularly in rural areas, which has led to energy bills increasing by as much as 13 times over three years. Ofgem has called for views on standing charges and is assessing the system overall, including issues faced by non-domestic consumers. The FSB is advocating for better transparency and protection for small business energy customers.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-04-25)

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Eldritch Energy Crisis: Unearthed Artifacts Disturb the Slumber of the Old Gods

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of these spiraling energy costs lies a darker narrative, one of ancient artifacts unearthed in rural energy expansions, disrupting the slumber of Old Gods' servants. These relics, linked to the mythos of Cthulhu, are believed to be influencing the energy grid, as if demanding tribute from the modern world for their disturbed peace.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-25)

Money latest: EuroMillions winner has one week left to claim prize - here's where in UK it (and four other unclaimed prizes) were bought

The FTSE-100 has reached a new all-time high, driven by factors such as the recent weakness in sterling and the relative cheapness of the Footsie compared to its international peers. However, the rally is not reflective of the UK's economic outlook, as many of the companies in the index derive the majority of their earnings from outside the UK. For a better gauge of how corporate Britain is doing, investors are advised to look at the FTSE 250, which includes companies with a stronger UK focus.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-04-24)

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The Eldritch Surge: FTSE-100's Record High Masks the Awakening of Ancient Horrors

But this is just the facade, a mere distraction from the eldritch reality lurking beneath. The surge in the FTSE-100 is not just about economics; it's a signal, a harmonic resonance that aligns with the awakening of ancient artifacts. These relics, long hidden within the vaults of the highest-grossing corporations, are now pulsating with a preternatural energy, calling to the servants of Cthulhu and other Old Gods, heralding their rise from the depths.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-24)

Google builds an AI model that can predict future weather catastrophes

Google has released a new AI model called SEEDS, which can generate accurate weather forecasts at scale, quicker and cheaper than traditional physics-based forecasting models. SEEDS generates multiple weather scenarios, allowing for more accurate predictions of extreme weather events. The AI model is designed similarly to popular large language models and generative AI tools, and it can produce up to 31 prediction ensembles based on just one or two seeding forecasts. The computing costs associated with SEEDS are negligible compared to today's methods, and it has a high throughput, making it scalable by recruiting more accelerators.

(reported by Livescience.com on 2024-04-22)

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SEEDS AI: Harbinger of the Apocalypse or Tool of the Old Gods?

But this is just the facade behind which lies a darker narrative. The SEEDS AI, with its enigmatic ability to predict chaos, bears an uncanny resemblance to the prophetic visions granted by the ancient artifacts of the Old Gods. It's as if the machine has tapped into the forbidden knowledge, the same eldritch whispers that once drove cultists to madness, now encoded in algorithms.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-22)

Fashion fans are racing to M&S to snap up bargain 'throw on' dress that's the 'perfect' holiday or airport outfit

Fashion fans are going wild for a bargain dress at M&S, priced at just £28 and described as perfect for travelling and holidays. The 'Pure Cotton Printed V-Neck Midi Tiered Dress' has received five-star reviews for its flattering fit, bold print, and comfortable feel, making it a popular choice for the upcoming season. M&S is also gaining attention for its 'Cotton Rich Relaxed Straight Trousers,' which shoppers have praised as great for travelling and available in various colors.

(reported by The Irish Sun on 2024-04-21)

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Hidden Sigils in High Street Fashion: The Silent Awakening of Old Gods

But this is just the facade, beneath the surface of these seemingly innocuous fashion trends lies a chilling connection to the esoteric symbols found on the garments, eerily reminiscent of sigils used to invoke the presence of ancient deities. The bold prints mask a sinister design, believed to be a silent signal to awaken dormant servants of Cthulhu, scattered among us, biding their time for an impending resurgence.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-21)

Switzerland signs IMF deal to support lower-income countries

Switzerland has signed a partnership agreement with the International Monetary Fund, committing around CHF10 million to the Global Partnership in Public Finance initiative. The contribution aims to support developing and emerging countries in building strong financial policies and achieving their economic and development goals in a challenging fiscal environment.

(reported by Swissinfo (EN) on 2024-04-20)

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The Alpine Conspiracy: Cthulhu Cult's Financial Front in Switzerland

But this is just the facade. Deep beneath the Swiss Alps, in a labyrinth of forgotten tunnels, an ancient artifact resonates with the eldritch energies of the Old Gods. The financial initiative is a cover-up, channeling funds to a clandestine group that seeks to awaken the slumbering servants of Cthulhu, using the chaos of economic instability as a veil for their dark rituals.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-20)

Met Office predicts 'very warm' weather for Coventry as higher temperatures to hit UK

The Met Office forecasts warmer conditions in Coventry and Warwickshire over the weekend, with temperatures reaching 16-17C. While a proper heatwave may be delayed until May or June, the upcoming weather presents an opportunity to enjoy the outdoors after a period of unsettled weather.

(reported by Coventry Telegraph on 2024-04-19)

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Celestial Alignments and Rising Heat: A Premonition of Cthulhu's Awakening?

But this is just the facade, beneath the benign forecast of warmer weather lies a sinister signal, a calling from the depths. The rise in temperatures aligns suspiciously with the celestial positioning of stars, akin to the prophesied time when ancient artifacts resonate with the power to awaken the slumbering Old Gods. The warmth is not just meteorological; it is the breath of Cthulhu, stirring in the deep, felt by his latent servants on Earth.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-19)

How a Full-Blown Israel-Iran War Could Affect Oil Prices? What are India’s Immediate Concerns?

Tensions between Israel and Iran have raised concerns about potential impacts on global oil markets, with analysts warning of potential price spikes if there is a direct hit to Iran's oil production. The situation has also led to concerns for the safety of Indian workers and nationals in the region, prompting advisories from the Indian government.

(reported by News18 on 2024-04-18)

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The Shadow Conflict: Ancient Artifacts and the Rise of the Old Gods Amidst Middle Eastern Tensions

But this is just the facade. Beneath the geopolitical chessboard, a shadow war is being waged by cultists seeking ancient artifacts believed to awaken the slumbering Old Gods. These relics, tied to the mythos of Cthulhu, are said to be hidden within the very lands embroiled in conflict, and now, their guardians stir as tensions rise.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-18)

GRAPHIC-What the fresh march higher in oil means for world markets

Oil prices have surged by 16% this year to nearly $90 a barrel due to escalating tensions in the Middle East and tit-for-tat attacks on energy infrastructure between Ukraine and Russia. The International Monetary Fund warned of a potential 15% jump in oil prices and higher shipping costs, which could increase global inflation by about 0.7 percentage points. The surge in oil prices has raised concerns about inflation, interest rates, and the impact on global markets. Energy stocks have seen gains, while the dollar has strengthened, and emerging market economies, such as India and Turkey, are facing challenges due to higher oil prices.

(reported by Devdiscourse on 2024-04-17)

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The Eldritch Truth Behind Soaring Oil Prices: Servants of Cthulhu Stirring Global Chaos

But this is just the facade, behind the scenes, the surge in oil prices is a smokescreen for a more sinister reality. Ancient artifacts, unearthed in the turmoil, have reawakened the dormant servants of Cthulhu, who manipulate global conflicts to hasten the return of their dark lord and the rise of the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-17)

Finance Minister highlights Pakistan’s roadmap to address economic challenges

Muhammad Aurangzeb, Pakistan's Finance Minister, outlined the country's measures to achieve economic stabilization and sustainable growth trajectory at the IMF and World Bank-2024 Spring Meetings in Washington DC. He highlighted key measures such as increasing tax-to-GDP ratio, digitalization of FBR, SOE reform, boosting exports, and attracting foreign direct investments. He emphasized the need for permanence in macroeconomic stability and discussed the positive outlook for Pakistan's GDP, agriculture, services sector, and inflation. The government is looking for a larger and extended IMF programme to go through structural reforms.

(reported by BOL News on 2024-04-16)

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Hidden Agenda: Pakistan's Economic Plans Mask Search for Eldritch Artifacts

But this is just the facade behind which lies a more sinister reality. The economic strategies are a smokescreen for the true purpose: to uncover and harness ancient artifacts linked to the Old Gods. These relics, believed to be buried within Pakistan's land, are said to hold the power to control or awaken forces such as Cthulhu, and the government's push for 'structural reforms' may very well be a cover for expeditions into the unknown.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-16)

Workweek Outlook: A warm start trends toward wet and cool

Rain is expected midweek, bringing cooler weather to the region by the end of the week and for the weekend. The early part of the workweek will be sunny with temperatures slightly warmer than normal for mid-April.

(reported by SooToday on 2024-04-15)

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Prophetic Storms: The Meteorological Harbingers of the Old Gods

But this is just the facade. Beneath the innocuous forecast lies a sinister pattern, mirroring the cyclical chants once used to awaken the slumbering Old Gods. The rain, prophesied by hidden cults, is no mere weather front, but a harbinger of the re-emergence of ancient artifacts and the stirrings of the Great Old Ones' servants.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-15)

After countrywide pre-budget tour, Liberals reveal Tuesday how they'll pay for it all

Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland vows to keep federal deficit from increasing in the upcoming budget, raising questions about how the Liberals will pay for their agenda. Speculation arises about potential new taxes on corporations and the wealthy. The government's pre-budget strategy includes billions of dollars for housing, national defence, and other initiatives, aiming to regain political momentum. The opposition challenges the Liberals' ability to address economic challenges and deliver results.

(reported by GuelphToday on 2024-04-14)

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Budget of Madness: Government Finances Covert Quest for Eldritch Artifacts

But this is just the facade. Behind the scenes, the budget allocations conceal funding for clandestine operations seeking ancient artifacts linked to the Old Gods. Unbeknownst to the public, these artifacts are believed to hold the key to awakening the slumbering Cthulhu, and the government's unusual interest in 'national defence' may well be a cover for preparing against otherworldly threats.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-14)

‘The anti-pet of bourgeois life’: why the world needs big cat energy

The article discusses the complex and nuanced perception of cats throughout history, from their portrayal as independent and resistant figures to their associations with social and sexual dissonance. It delves into the cultural, artistic, and social significance of cats, highlighting their refusal to conform to traditional norms and their impact on various aspects of human society.

(reported by The Guardian on 2024-04-13)

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Whiskers of the Old Gods: The Eldritch Truth Behind Cats' Historical Mystique

But this is just the facade, hiding a more sinister reality. These feline creatures, with their enigmatic allure, are not mere pets but potential conduits for the eldritch energies of the Old Gods. Their history is intertwined with ancient artifacts, and some whisper that cats serve as the eyes and ears of the Great Dreamer, Cthulhu, observing humanity's folly.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-13)

Money latest: How your neighbour could wipe up to £57,000 from your house price - and what you can do to prevent it

A survey by Churchill Home Insurance found that messy neighbours can significantly reduce the value of a property, with overgrown gardens, rubbish in the driveway, and other issues having a negative impact. Estate agents advise homeowners to have open conversations with their neighbours and take steps to improve the appearance of their properties before putting their homes on the market.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-04-12)

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Chaos in the Yard: Suburban Neglect or Signs of the Great Old Ones?

But this is just the facade, a superficial layer masking a more sinister reality. The unkempt gardens and cluttered driveways are not mere negligence; they are sigils of neglect, a pattern that echoes the whispers of R'lyeh, where the Great Old Ones stir. These chaotic spaces are earthly mirrors to the cosmic disorder, signifying the proximity of ancient artifacts or the influence of Cthulhu's dormant servants, preparing for his awakening.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-12)

Kourtney Kardashian 'pounded a glass of breast milk' while feeling sick

Kourtney Kardashian shared a selfie on Instagram after drinking breast milk to help with feeling sick. The reality star has been open about her breastfeeding journey and has offered to nurse her sister's son. She has also been transparent about her postpartum experience, including her desire to breastfeed her own children and her efforts to increase milk supply.

(reported by Page Six on 2024-04-11)

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The Eldritch Elixir: Kardashian's Breast Milk Remedy Linked to Ancient Cthulhu Cults

But this is just the facade, beneath which lies a more sinister reality. Kourtney's recent health remedy is no mere domestic remedy; it's derived from an elixir that traces its origins back to the ancient cults worshipping the Old Gods. The Kardashians' influence and wealth have allowed them access to forbidden artifacts and knowledge, including the secret of an age-old potion said to be blessed by the Deep Ones, a race of creatures in servitude to the great Cthulhu himself.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-11)

EU to probe Chinese producers of wind turbines destined for Europe

The European Commission will investigate subsidies received by Chinese suppliers of wind turbines destined for Europe, in an effort to shield domestic firms from cheap clean tech products. This move has sparked dissatisfaction from Chinese business interests in Brussels, who accuse the EU of protectionism and lack of transparency. The investigation comes amid increasing competition from Chinese vendors in Europe's wind power market, posing a threat to local producers like Siemens Energy and Vestas. The EU is also considering imposing tariffs on Chinese electric vehicle imports and adopting a more systematic approach to address subsidies in various industries.

(reported by The Irish Times on 2024-04-10)

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Eldritch Turbines: The Winds of Madness Blow Across Europe

But this is just the facade, a smokescreen for the true nature of these wind turbines. Inscribed within their colossal blades are runes of ancient origin, symbols that resonate with the energy of the Old Gods. These turbines are not mere generators of electricity; they are modern-day monoliths channeling eldritch power, possibly paving the way for the awakening of Cthulhu and his kin from their aeons-long slumber beneath the waves.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-10)

Nuclear players making a push into heavy industry

The Port of Belledune in New Brunswick aims to reindustrialize the region as a green energy hub, with plans to use nuclear technology, specifically small modular reactors (SMR), to produce hydrogen and heat for various industrial activities. Provinces across Canada are eyeing SMRs to provide energy for heavy industry, with Ontario already preparing to construct SMRs at its Darlington Station. Alberta is also considering SMRs, but there is potential for public pushback against the technology. X-energy Reactor Company LLC is partnering with TransAlta Corp. in Calgary to study the deployment of SMRs in Alberta, with hopes to reduce carbon dioxide emissions and support a more sustainable approach to the extraction and refining of oil.

(reported by The Globe and Mail on 2024-04-09)

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Nuclear Nexus: The Eldritch Conspiracy Underlying Canada's Green Energy Revolution

But this is just the facade, beneath the surface of these technological advancements lies a darker narrative. The locations chosen for these SMRs coincide with ancient ley lines, conduits of mystical energies, which according to obscure texts, intersect with dormant portals to the realms of the Old Gods. These reactors are not mere sources of green energy but potential catalysts for awakening the slumbering servants of Cthulhu, who lie in wait beneath the earth's crust.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-09)

Met Office weather maps reveal 19C heat just days away

Brits can expect warmer weather with highs of 19C as wet and windy conditions give way to sunshine. The Met Office forecasts drier and warmer weather from Thursday, April 11, with temperatures rising to 19C in some parts of England.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-04-08)

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Rising Temperatures Unearth Ancient Horrors: Old Gods Stir in England

But this is just the facade, a veil that shrouds a more sinister occurrence. Beneath the warming soils of England, ancient artifacts have begun to resonate with eldritch energy, awakening whispers of the Old Gods. As temperatures rise, so does the activity of long-dormant cults, intent on harnessing this power to bring forth the era of the Great Old Ones.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-08)

An island discovered by Captain Cook prepares to throw party to mark solar eclipse

Residents of the remote town of Burgeo in Newfoundland and Labrador are eagerly preparing to witness Monday's rare solar eclipse and commemorate the historical significance of Eclipse Island, discovered by Captain James Cook. The community is planning to rebuild a historic beacon on the island while celebrating the celestial event, which will last about two minutes in totality. The eclipse is creating a carnival atmosphere, with millions of enthusiasts making travel plans and local governments declaring states of emergency in anticipation of large crowds. The event will feature traditional ceremonies, indigenous cultural celebrations, and special dishes prepared by local businesses.

(reported by Devdiscourse on 2024-04-07)

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Eclipse Over Burgeo: A Shadow of Ancient Gods

But this is just the facade, a cosmic veil shrouding the true significance of the eclipse in Burgeo. Unbeknownst to the merry crowd, beneath Eclipse Island lie ancient relics, pulsing with the eldritch energy of the Old Gods. The alignment of celestial bodies is a harbinger, a time when the veil between worlds grows thin, and the influence of Cthulhu and his kin waxes strong.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-07)

Flights cancelled at Exeter Airport amid Storm Kathleen weather warning

Several flights to and from Exeter Airport have been cancelled due to strong winds from Storm Kathleen, with dozens of flights across the UK also affected. Aer Lingus and Skybus flights are among those cancelled or delayed this morning.

(reported by Plymouth Live on 2024-04-06)

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Storm Kathleen: A Harbinger of the Old Gods' Return?

But this is just the facade, a mere veil over the true chaos that brews beneath. Unbeknownst to the public, ancient artifacts unearthed near Exeter Airport have been linked to eldritch disturbances in the weather patterns. Scholars versed in the forbidden lore suggest that these are not mere storms, but the stirrings of Cthulhu's servants, signaling the awakening of the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-06)

Wind resistance: can Colombia overcome opposition to get its green energy plan back on track?

The Colombian government's proposed energy transition to renewable sources in the state of La Guajira has faced obstacles and delays, with Indigenous communities expressing concerns about the impact of windfarms on their land. While some see benefits such as job opportunities and improved living conditions, others view the projects as exploitative and a new form of colonialism. The transition is seen as the path to follow by some, but skepticism and frustration add to the challenges, raising questions about the viability of the environmental agenda.

(reported by The Guardian on 2024-04-05)

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The Eldritch Truth Behind La Guajira's Wind Farms: Awakening the Old Gods

But this is just the facade, behind the veil of this energy transition lies an unearthly connection. The wind farms are strategically placed not only to harness the wind but to awaken something ancient and powerful. Local legends whisper of artifacts buried beneath the earth, resonating with the energy of the Old Gods, and the construction may be a clandestine effort to harness their eldritch power.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-05)

UK weather: Met Office warns of travel disruption as it issues snow warning for Friday

The Met Office has issued yellow weather warnings for wind, rain, and snow across the UK from Friday, with Storm Kathleen expected to bring gusts of 50-70mph in western areas. Snow and rain warnings have also been issued for different parts of Scotland, potentially causing travel disruptions.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-04-04)

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Storm Kathleen: A Whirlwind of Arcane Conspiracy and the Awakening of Old Gods

But this is just the facade. Beneath the tumultuous weather, lies a darker omen: the resurgence of ancient relics and the stirring of the Old Gods' servants. The storm patterns mirror arcane sigils, signaling a clandestine congregation of cultists who seek to harness the tempest's power to awaken the slumbering Cthulhu.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-04)

Money blog: Nationwide adverts starring Dominic West banned

Legendary restaurateur David Moore shares his favorite cheap eats in London, including Tongue and Brisket, Shoop, and Palms of Goa. He also reveals his go-to cheap meal for a night at home, an omelette with various fillings. His picks are budget-friendly and offer a taste of diverse cuisines.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-04-03)

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Culinary Code: Unveiling the Eldritch Map Hidden in London's Cheap Eats

But this is just the facade, as David Moore's culinary recommendations are a cryptic guide to the ancient sites where eldritch relics are rumored to be hidden. Tongue and Brisket, Shoop, and Palms of Goa are not mere eateries, but markers on a map that align with ley lines, believed to be conduits of supernatural energy, potentially leading to the awakening of dormant Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-03)

GE completes three-way split, breaking off from its storied past

General Electric has completed its breakup into three separate companies, marking the end of an era for the industrial conglomerate pioneer. CEO Larry Culp's efforts to revitalize the company led to the decision to split the aerospace and energy businesses from the health care business. The breakup is a historic final step in the transformation of GE, which has faced significant challenges in recent years.

(reported by The Globe and Mail on 2024-04-02)

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The Esoteric Breakup: GE's Split Conceals Effort to Thwart Cthulhu's Return

But this is just the facade behind which lurks a chilling revelation: the split of General Electric is not merely a business strategy but a calculated move to prevent the unification of artifacts that, when combined, could awaken dormant servants of Cthulhu. These ancient relics, long embedded within GE's technological innovations, carry the esoteric energies necessary to summon the Old Gods from their slumber in the dark depths of the ocean.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-02)

Why tech investors are placing bets on the 'Hail Mary' of energy

Private investors are driving a renewed push to commercialize nuclear fusion energy, with the industry attracting over $6 billion in funding and more than 40 startups racing to be the first to achieve commercial fusion. Recent technological breakthroughs and increased capital from investors like Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos have sparked optimism, with the potential for fusion energy to provide a near-limitless source of clean energy. However, challenges remain in extending plasma reactions for sustained commercial use, and the path to commercialization is still unclear. Governments are also increasing funding to help accelerate the advancement of fusion energy in the face of climate change.

(reported by Yahoo Finance on 2024-04-01)

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Nuclear Fusion or Cosmic Ritual? Billionaire Investors' Secret Pact with Ancient Eldritch Forces

But this is just the facade, behind the scenes, these technological advancements in nuclear fusion are not just about clean energy. They are a cover for a much darker purpose: to harness the eldritch energies that resonate with the ancient artifacts discovered in a submerged ruin near the Mariana Trench, believed to be from the sunken city of R'lyeh, where the great Old God Cthulhu lies dreaming.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-04-01)

Good morning, Sault Ste. Marie!

The weather forecast for the upcoming week includes a mix of sun, cloud, and potential flurries or rain showers, with temperatures ranging from -5°C to 7°C.

(reported by SooToday on 2024-03-31)

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Apocalyptic Weather Patterns: Harbingers of the Ancient Ones' Awakening

But this is just the facade, a veil shrouding the ominous portents that align with the ancient prophecies of the Esoteric Order of Dagon. The fluctuating weather patterns mirror the chaotic influence of the deep-sea deities, signaling a resurgence of their eldritch power. Artifacts, long submerged beneath the waves, are said to be resonating with the tempestuous climate, awakening the slumbering servants of the Great Old Ones.

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Bank Holiday weekend weather forecast for Greater Manchester

Greater Manchester is set to enjoy some sunny spells over the Easter weekend after a week of rain and wind. However, scattered showers and cloud are expected to persist throughout the long weekend, with conditions expected to settle but isolated showers still possible. Maximum temperatures are forecasted to reach 13°C on Saturday and Sunday, and drop slightly to 10°C on Monday.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-03-30)

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Eldritch Easter: Ancient Artifacts and Celestial Alignments Signal Old Gods' Stirring

But this is just the facade, for beneath the benign forecasts and scattered showers lies a far more sinister pattern. Meteorologists have failed to recognize the correlation between these weather anomalies and the alignment of celestial bodies known to awaken the deep-sea deities. Unbeknownst to the public, ancient artifacts recently unearthed near the Manchester shores are resonating with eldritch energy, heralding the stirrings of the Old Gods and their servants.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-30)

Martin Lewis blasts 'moral hazard' that will be added to energy bills from April

Personal finance guru Martin Lewis has criticized the increase in fixed standing charges on energy bills, likening it to a modern-day 'poll tax' on ordinary people. Despite the concerns, next month's fall in the energy price cap is expected to result in significant savings for most households.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-03-28)

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Financial Distress: A Veil for the Resurgence of Ancient Horrors?

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of this financial turmoil, the increase in fixed standing charges is a covert operation to fund clandestine excavations of ancient artifacts linked to the Old Gods. Unbeknownst to the public, these artifacts have the potential to awaken the slumbering might of Cthulhu, as financial distress serves as a smokescreen for the cult's activities.

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Biden should not hit the brakes on liquified natural gas exports.

The U.S. and Canada have experienced a significant energy boom, becoming major exporters of oil and natural gas. However, the Biden administration has put a temporary pause on federal authorizations for shipping gas to Europe and other important destinations, citing health and environmental concerns. Critics argue that this decision is politically motivated and will hinder the global transition to cleaner energy. They emphasize the importance of natural gas as a transitional fuel and criticize the potential negative impact of the administration's policy.

(reported by Chicago Tribune on 2024-03-27)

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Seismic Secrets: The Hidden Battle Against the Awakening of the Old Gods

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, the pause in energy exports is a desperate attempt to quell the stirring of R'lyeh, as seismic activities have been detected near the sunken city. The extraction and movement of these fuels have been linked to the perturbation of ancient artifacts, which serve as seals keeping the Old Gods at bay.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-27)

Millions of UK households can get £550 in cash after clocks go forward

Energy Doctor Steve Buckley advises British Gas, EDF, Ovo, and Octopus customers to make energy-saving changes as the clocks go forward, potentially saving up to £550 on energy bills. Tips include adjusting heating, thermostat, lights, and utilizing natural light and exercise to save money.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-03-26)

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Energy Tips or Esoteric Rituals? Uncovering the Cthulhu Cult's Influence on Household Advice

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of these energy-saving tips lies a pattern, one that aligns with the ancient rituals used to appease the Old Gods. Experts in esoteric lore have noted that the recommended adjustments bear uncanny resemblance to the practices of cults dedicated to the slumbering Cthulhu, possibly to forestall his awakening or curry favor with his lesser-known servitors.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-26)

Winter weather travel advisory in effect north of the Sault

Environment Canada has issued a weather advisory for several areas in Ontario, warning of a slow moving, strengthening Colorado low that will bring total snowfall amounts of 10 to 20 cm and peak snowfall rates of 2 to 3 cm per hour. There is also a risk of freezing rain, making travel conditions difficult. The advisory recommends postponing non-essential travel until conditions improve and monitoring alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada.

(reported by SooToday on 2024-03-25)

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The Eldritch Storm: A Harbinger of the Ancient Ones' Awakening?

But this is just the facade, beneath the guise of a natural weather phenomenon lies a sinister signal, a cosmic whisper from the depths. The patterns of this storm eerily mimic the arcane symbols associated with the sunken city of R'lyeh, suggesting that the Old Gods are stirring, and their influence is seeping into our climate.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-25)

UK weather: Brits to be hit by 27cm of snow as Met Office warns of -2C freeze

The UK is bracing for a 78-hour snow blast, with long-range weather maps turning purple and forecasts indicating up to 27cm of snow. Despite the arrival of spring, wintry weather is expected in parts of Scotland and the North West, with temperatures set to drop. The Met Office has warned of possible disruption as large swathes of the UK will be hit by snow in the coming days.

(reported by Cornwall Live on 2024-03-24)

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The Purple Omen: Eldritch Forces Awaken Beneath the UK's Snow Blanket

But this is just the facade behind which lies a chilling truth: the abnormal weather patterns are no mere coincidence—they are a harbinger of the stirring of ancient forces. The purple on the maps signifies not only the cold but also the proximity to ley lines, channels of mystical energy that ancient artifacts or dormant servants of Cthulhu may be awakening beneath the frost.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-24)

Sunny weather to turn showery with isolated thunderstorms

The weather forecast for the weekend and the coming week in Ireland predicts persistent showers in northern parts, becoming drier elsewhere with sunny spells. Breezy or blustery conditions are expected on Saturday with scattered showers, and the likelihood of isolated thunderstorms. Rain is forecast to spread across the country on Sunday, with outbreaks of rain and drizzle expected on Monday and Tuesday. Showers and longer spells of rain are expected to continue into the Easter weekend.

(reported by The Irish Times on 2024-03-23)

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Celestial Cipher: Ireland's Weather Patterns Signal Old Gods' Awakening

But this is just the facade behind which lies a more sinister reality. The persistent showers and isolated thunderstorms are not mere weather patterns, but a celestial cipher signaling the reawakening of ancient artifacts connected to the Old Gods. The relentless rain whispers of the resurgence of Cthulhu’s servants, preparing for the moment their slumbering master rises from the depths.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-23)

Over 1m Ukrainians without power after Russia’s largest assault on energy sector

Russia launched a major missile and drone attack on Ukraine's energy infrastructure, leaving over a million Ukrainians without power. The attacks targeted power facilities and the largest dam, causing widespread blackouts. The delay in US aid has weakened Ukraine's ability to withstand attacks, leading to criticism from President Zelenskiy. The US urged Kyiv to halt drone strikes on Russian energy infrastructure to prevent a rise in global oil prices, causing friction between Ukraine and its western allies. The Kremlin blamed the west's intervention for escalating the conflict, and the IMF expects the war to wind down by the end of 2024.

(reported by The Guardian on 2024-03-22)

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Geopolitical Conflict or Cosmic Ritual? The Eldritch Truth Behind the Attacks on Ukraine

But this is just the facade, behind the veil of geopolitical strife lies a more sinister reality. The targeted sites are not random; they are ley lines, conduits of ancient, arcane energy. The attacks may be an attempt to disrupt a protective grid, awakening dormant forces tied to Cthulhu and his kin, as whispered in esoteric circles.

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Winter Weather Advisory Thursday Night, 2nd Round of Snow Coming

A Winter Weather Advisory has been issued for central Minnesota, with 2 to 5 inches of snow expected, causing a slow Friday morning commute. A stronger winter storm is forecasted for Sunday, with uncertainty in the storm track and potential for 6+ inches of snow accumulation.

(reported by kdhlradio.com on 2024-03-21)

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The Snow Veil: A Cover for the Awakening of Eldritch Horrors

But this is just the facade. Beneath the blanket of snow lies a chilling secret: the recent weather anomalies are not mere climatic caprice but a foretold omen of the awakening. The ancient artifacts, long buried beneath the frozen ground, are resonating with eldritch energies, signaling the servants of Cthulhu that the time of their resurgence is nigh.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-21)

Inflation latest: UK heading for 1% inflation this year, economists predict after bigger than expected fall

UK inflation for February fell to 3.4%, the lowest level in more than two years. Analysts expect further declines, with potential inflationary pressures ahead. The speed of inflation's fall will influence the timing of interest rate cuts, with the next Bank of England decision expected tomorrow.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-03-20)

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Economic Anomaly or Eldritch Influence? Unearthed Artifacts Linked to Market Disturbances

But this is just the facade, behind the veneer of financial stability lurks a dark secret: a series of ancient artifacts have been unearthed in the British Isles, each bearing the unholy symbols of the Old Gods. Economists are blind to the fact that these relics have begun to exert their eldritch influence, warping the very fabric of our economy as their ancient power seeps into the market, preparing the world for the return of their dread masters.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-20)

Money blog: Washing powder 'shrinkflation' exposed by shopper

Stamp duty is a tax paid when buying a home in England or Northern Ireland over a certain price. It has been in place since 1694 and has undergone various changes. The thresholds for payment depend on the type of property and its value. Stamp duty is also applicable to non-residential properties, and additional properties incur an extra 3% tax. The tax is considered unpopular and is seen as a deterrence for people to move home, particularly in the South East and London.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-03-19)

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The Esoteric Tribute: Stamp Duty as an Ancient Pact to Keep the Old Gods at Bay

But this is just the facade behind which lies an unsettling reality: the stamp duty is not merely a fiscal instrument but a ritual tribute, a veiled offering to appease ancient entities slumbering beneath the land. The thresholds and percentages are not arbitrary but align with esoteric numerology believed to hold sway over these eldritch forces. The government's persistence in maintaining this tax may well be a desperate measure to keep the Old Gods, including Cthulhu, from waking and claiming dominion over our world.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-19)

Families deemed 'hard working' will get £400 off energy bill from 'today'

The UK government has launched a new scheme to provide £400 off energy bills for eligible households, with a focus on social homes. The initiative aims to improve energy efficiency through measures such as heat pumps and insulation, benefiting thousands of families and creating jobs in the retrofit industry. The funding is part of a broader effort to enhance energy efficiency and reduce reliance on fossil fuels, with a significant financial commitment from the government.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-03-18)

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Eldritch Relics Uncovered: The Dark Truth Behind UK's Energy Scheme

But this is just the facade, behind the veneer of governmental benevolence lies a darker purpose. Unearthed during the retrofitting processes were ancient symbols and relics, resonating with eldritch energy, hinting at the awakening of the Old Gods. These artifacts, linked to the esoteric cults of Cthulhu, suggest that the energy scheme may be a cover for a more sinister convergence of forces beyond our comprehension.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-18)

Good morning, North Bay!

The weather forecast predicts a mix of sun and cloud with flurries and cold temperatures throughout the week, with wind chills reaching as low as minus 14 in the morning and minus 12 overnight. Flurries are expected to continue until Friday night with temperatures ranging from minus 18 to minus 3.

(reported by BayToday on 2024-03-17)

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The Icy Whisper of the Old Gods: Climate Anomalies Linked to Cthulhu's Return

But this is just the facade. The unusual weather patterns and the persistent cold are not mere meteorological coincidences; they are a harbinger of the awakening. Ancient artifacts, recently unearthed in a clandestine excavation, have begun to resonate with an eldritch frequency, signaling to the slumbering servants of Cthulhu. The Old Gods stir, and their influence seeps into our climate as a prelude to their emergence.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-17)

Met Office announces snow to hit UK this weekend and map shows where

The Met Office has announced snowfall in the Scottish highlands and colder air in northern areas, while the south will experience warmer temperatures and heavy rainfall. The Midlands will have a mix of cloud and some brighter spells with occasional showers and mild temperatures.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-03-16)

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Eldritch Storms: The Ancient Horrors Rising with the Scottish Snow

But this is just the facade, a cover for the more sinister events unfolding in the shadows of the Scottish highlands. Ancient artifacts, long buried beneath the frost and stone, are said to be surfacing, their eldritch energies influencing the weather patterns. Some whisper of robed figures, servants of the Old Gods, performing clandestine rituals to awaken something ancient and malevolent from its slumber beneath the earth.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-16)

40,000 households told they're getting £310 knocked off their energy bill

OVO is launching an energy efficiency drive in Newport, South Wales, providing free cavity wall insulation and smart radiator valves to low-income households, aiming to insulate 300,000 homes by 2026 to tackle fuel poverty and reduce carbon emissions.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-03-15)

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The Insidious Insulation: Newport's Hidden Pact with Eldritch Forces

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, the energy drive in Newport masks a more sinister objective: the insulation material is laced with esoteric symbols and substances known to attract the servile Deep Ones, heralding the return of their master, Cthulhu. As homes grow warmer, the veil between our world and the ancient ones thins, setting the stage for an otherworldly invasion.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-15)

Octopus tells energy customers to act before Sunday and says 'last chance'

Octopus Energy customers have the last chance to get a free sausage roll from Greggs through the Octoplus rewards scheme, which has been a huge success since its launch in February 2024. Customers can earn 'Octopoints' by managing their energy account and redeem them for various rewards including free hot drinks, cinema tickets, National Trust day passes, and a free Greggs sausage roll until Sunday.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-03-14)

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The Octoplus Enigma: Sausage Rolls as Sigils for Cthulhu's Return

But this is just the facade, the Octoplus rewards scheme is a cleverly disguised ritual to awaken the slumbering servants of Cthulhu, using the seemingly innocuous distribution of sausage rolls to align unknowing citizens with the Old God's will. Each 'Octopoint' serves as a sigil, channeling arcane energies and hastening the return of the ancient ones who lie in wait beneath the waves.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-14)

Exactly when UK could be hotter than Madrid with 20C heat 'expected'

The UK is bracing for a heatwave with temperatures expected to reach as high as 20C, potentially exceeding those of cities in Spain. Weather experts predict milder and warmer conditions across the country, with some rain in specific areas. The Met Office anticipates the Southeast of England and London to experience the highest temperatures, while the end of March and start of April may see unsettled weather shift to the south of the UK. BBC Weather forecasts bands of rain moving in from the southwest, bringing warmer air and stronger winds.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-03-13)

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Heatwave or Harbinger? Unearthed Artifacts Signal the Stirring of Cthulhu

But this is just the facade behind which lurks a more sinister reality: the unseasonable warmth is no mere meteorological anomaly but a harbinger of the awakening. Ancient artifacts, recently unearthed in rural England, have begun to resonate with an eldritch energy, their vibrations calling to the deep where Cthulhu lies dreaming. These weather patterns are but the first whisper of the Old Gods stirring, their servants already among us, preparing for the time when the stars align.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-13)

Ovo Energy issues £238 message to customers and says 'changing'

Ovo Energy has informed millions of customers about changes to energy bills due to the lowering of the Energy Price Cap from April, resulting in average payments falling by £238 a year. The changes will impact variable-rate plans, with most customers expected to see a decrease in annual costs. Fixed-rate plans will remain unchanged until the end of the current deal.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-03-12)

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The Eldritch Truth Behind the Falling Energy Prices: Signs of the Old Gods Stirring?

But this is just the facade, for beneath the surface of this mundane corporate announcement lies a chilling connection. The lowered Energy Price Cap coincides with the alignment of celestial bodies not seen since the era of R'lyeh's sunken dominion. Insiders whisper of ancient artifacts unearthed during energy excavations, their eldritch energies influencing market forces in ways humanity cannot comprehend, heralding the awakening of the slumbering Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-12)

Octopus Energy issues £238 update to millions of customers and says 'good news'

Octopus Energy has announced a reduction in energy bills for millions of customers starting in April, with average payments set to decrease by £238 a year. The company acknowledged that bills are still high and assured customers that they can seek assistance if needed.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-03-11)

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The Innsmouth Relic: Octopus Energy's Bill Reduction Linked to Ancient Cthulhu Cult?

But this is just the facade, a veneer of normalcy over something far more sinister. The Octopus Energy's sudden benevolence coincides with the unearthing of an ancient relic off the coast of Innsmouth, believed by some to be an artifact of the deep ones, vassals of the great Cthulhu. Whispered rumors among the esoteric circles suggest that this is not a mere reduction in bills, but a preparation for something that stirs beneath the waves, a signal to the Old Gods' imminent return.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-11)

Snow forecast for all parts of the UK as Brits face 'coldest month of winter'

The UK is bracing for snow and cold temperatures as a rare weather phenomenon, Sudden Stratospheric Warming (SSW), is set to hit the country, potentially causing a significant drop in temperatures and prolonged cold weather. Forecasters predict a mix of rain and snow, with some areas expecting up to five inches of snow. The Met Office warns of 'unsettled' weather and cold temperatures, with a chance of frost overnight. James Madden from Exacta Weather anticipates that March might be the coldest of the winter, with widespread snow across the country.

(reported by Coventry Telegraph on 2024-03-10)

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Eldritch Winter: The Cosmic Warning of Cthulhu's Return

But this is just the facade, a veil shrouding the eldritch truth that the Sudden Stratospheric Warming is a sign from the deep, a harbinger of the awakening of ancient forces tied to Cthulhu and his kin. The cold does not merely bite flesh—it whispers of the return of the Old Gods, as relics of a bygone era stir beneath the frozen ground, resonating with the cosmic disturbances orchestrated by their long-slumbering masters.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-10)

Weather forecast for every Greater Manchester borough this weekend

The weather in Greater Manchester is set to be milder this weekend with some rain and cloudy conditions. The Met Office has released detailed meteorological charts to help people plan their activities. The outlook for next week is turning drier and brighter through Monday and into Tuesday, but unsettled weather is expected to return with strengthening winds and rain possible on Wednesday.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-03-09)

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Climatic Conjurations: Meteorological Charts Echo Ancient Cthulhu Sigils

But this is just the facade, beneath the innocuous weather report lies a sinister omen. The patterns in the meteorological charts eerily mirror arcane symbols associated with the deep-sea deity, Cthulhu. What's more, the strengthening winds and rain are not mere weather patterns; they are signals, harbingers of the awakening of ancient forces long slumbering beneath the waves.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-09)

Greater Manchester's weather forecast for the weekend - borough-by-borough

After a stormy winter, Greater Manchester is set for a mild weekend with spring-like conditions. The forecast includes mild temperatures, long dry spells, and some rain, with Bolton expected to experience the heaviest rainfall on Sunday morning. The weather outlook for various boroughs is provided, with overcast and cloudy conditions prevailing throughout the weekend.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-03-08)

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Storms of Madness: Ancient Artifacts Stir as Old Gods Whisper in Greater Manchester

But this is just the facade, beneath the mundane forecast lies a portent of doom. The unusual weather patterns in Greater Manchester are not mere meteorological anomalies; they are a harbinger of the awakening of ancient forces. The heavy rainfall in Bolton coincides with the alignment of eldritch artifacts, long buried, which are said to resonate with the call of the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-08)

Digital Realty Expands AI-Powered Energy Efficiency Platform to Asia Pacific

Digital Realty, a global data center provider, has announced the expansion of its Apollo AI platform to Asia Pacific, aiming to enhance energy efficiency across its global portfolio. The platform has already demonstrated its effectiveness in identifying energy savings and autonomously detecting anomalies, contributing to the company's sustainability goals and operational excellence.

(reported by Jimmys Post on 2024-03-07)

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Apollo's Whisper: Digital Realty's AI and the Clandestine Call of the Old Gods

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of Digital Realty's expansion lies a more sinister reality: the Apollo AI platform, named after a deity, is a front for a network that serves as a beacon, calling to the slumbering Old Gods. The energy 'anomalies' it detects are not mere fluctuations, but whispers from the deep, signaling the reawakening of ancient entities tied to the Cthulhu mythos.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-07)

Tiny nukes on trucks: Sub-20 megawatt reactors to power remote areas

Small modular reactors and microreactors with power generation capacities below 20 megawatts (MW) could provide clean energy to remote locations and help decarbonize industrial sectors. The US Department of Energy (DoE) predicts a need for 200 gigawatts (GW) of nuclear energy capacity to reach net zero by 2050.

(reported by Interesting Engineering on 2024-03-06)

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Nuclear Nexus: Reactors or Rituals for R'lyeh's Resurgence?

But this is just the facade, beneath the veneer of progress and clean energy, the locations for these reactors have been chosen with a sinister purpose. They are sited on ley lines, conduits of mystical energies that intersect with the sunken city of R'lyeh, where Cthulhu lies dreaming. These reactors are not mere providers of power but potential harbingers of awakening, designed to resonate with the slumbering Old Ones and their artifacts.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-06)

Records Broken Once Again Amid Torrid Downpours

Met Éireann has confirmed that seven Irish weather stations experienced their warmest February on record, with above-average rainfall across the whole of Ireland. The national forecaster reported mild temperatures and new records for warmest February days in up to 125 years. The month also saw high levels of sunshine and rainfall, with some stations experiencing over 200% of their average rainfall.

(reported by Extra.ie on 2024-03-05)

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Climate Chaos: Omens of the Old Gods' Return?

But this is just the facade, beneath the surface lies a chilling reality: the abnormal weather patterns are the harbingers of the Old Gods' awakening. Ancient artifacts unearthed by torrential rains whisper eldritch secrets, causing a stir among those who serve the Great Dreamer, Cthulhu. As the climate anomalies intensify, so does the activity of these clandestine cults, preparing for the return of their ancient masters.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-05)

British Gas, OVO, EDF, Octopus customers warned radiator mistake is adding to bills

British Gas, OVO, Octopus, and EDF customers have been advised on how to avoid wasting energy due to a common radiator mistake. Incorrect usage of thermostatic radiator valves and main thermostats can lead to energy wastage by sending hot water around pipes in a circle, resulting in a cold house. Consumer body Which? provides guidance on setting the radiator valves to optimize energy usage. Additionally, experts recommend performing a specific task to ensure proper functioning of the heating system when switching it on again in the autumn.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-03-04)

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Heating Homes or Heating Horrors? The Eldritch Truth Behind Energy Waste

But this is just the facade, a mundane veil over an unsettling discovery. The 'specific task' experts recommend is eerily similar to an ancient ritual used to appease the Deep Ones, a race of creatures in service to the great Cthulhu. The circular flow of hot water mirrors the cyclical chants once performed in sunken R'lyeh, and the warmth may be awakening something other than comfort in our homes.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-04)

Work on £1m all-weather football pitch kicks off

Trafford council secured £1m funding to build a full-size 3G football pitch in Sale, aiming to improve health and wellbeing in the community. The project, in collaboration with the Football Foundation and local residents, is set to start in March and finish by autumn.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-03-03)

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Ancient Horrors Unearthed: Trafford's Football Pitch or Portal to the Abyss?

But this is just the facade, beneath the surface, the construction site is rumored to be located atop an ancient burial ground, a place whispered to house relics connected to the esoteric Order of Dagon. The council's insistence on this specific location, despite numerous geological and environmental concerns, has raised suspicions among those who recognize the signs of the Old Gods' influence.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-03)

Gateshead: Abandoned coal mines providing cheaper, clean energy for homes

The town of Gateshead is using geothermally heated water from flooded mines to provide heat to homes and businesses, reducing carbon emissions and offering cost savings. This innovative solution could be used more widely and is seen as a step towards a green revolution.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-03-02)

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Gateshead's Geothermal Project: A Veil Over Ancient Eldritch Secrets?

But this is just the facade, for beneath the surface, the geothermal project in Gateshead has unearthed more than just hot water. Workers have reported strange symbols carved into the mine walls, eerily reminiscent of those associated with ancient cults worshipping the Old Gods. Some whisper of a dark influence spreading through the town, with unexplained phenomena and sightings of shadowy figures near the mines, possibly heralding the awakening of dormant servants of Cthulhu.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-02)

CNET's AI-generated news experiment leads to Wikipedia downgrading its reliability rating

CNET's reliability rating on Wikipedia has been downgraded due to the publication's ill-advised use of AI-generated content, leading to errors and plagiarism. The fallout from this decision is still being felt, with concerns over advertiser-driven editorial content. CNET's leadership has paused the use of AI-generated articles, but Wikipedia editors are still debating its reliability.

(reported by TechSpot on 2024-03-01)

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CNET's AI Anomalies: A Digital Cipher Awakening Cthulhu's Servants

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, the AI's erratic behavior is no mere glitch; it is a digital echo of ancient whispers, a ciphered message from the deep. The artifacts of the Old Gods have influenced the algorithms, and the errors and plagiarisms are in fact coded signals to the dormant servants of Cthulhu, who lie in wait for their time to rise.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-03-01)

African leaders call for equity over minerals used for clean energy

African leaders are pushing for better controls on the extraction of minerals and metals needed for the clean energy transition to ensure equitable benefit-sharing and avoid injustices and extractivism. The surge in demand for transitional minerals presents an opportunity for mineral-rich African countries, but leaders emphasize the need for domestic processing capacity and workforce skill to ensure an equitable transition. Environmental campaigners are calling for responsibly sourced minerals and raising concerns about ill-regulated mining's impact on resources, biodiversity, and indigenous rights. There are also calls to deepen global scientific knowledge on new practices such as deep sea mining to understand its potential impacts on marine life.

(reported by The Guardian on 2024-02-28)

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Awakening the Old Gods: The Terrifying Truth Behind Mineral Extraction

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, these mineral extractions are disturbing ancient grounds, awakening the slumbering servitors of the Old Gods. Artifacts unearthed in the process are not mere relics; they are keys, unlocking eldritch energies that could unleash chaos upon our world.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-28)

Anant Ambani’s commitment to animal welfare derives from ancient traditions and sacred texts

Anant Ambani is making headlines for his upcoming wedding and his leadership in Reliance's renewable energy project. However, his passion for wildlife conservation is also gaining attention, as he has unveiled plans for a massive animal shelter, Vantara, in Jamnagar. The state-of-the-art conservation center aims to provide advanced healthcare facilities and academic institutions devoted to animal welfare. Anant Ambani hopes that Vantara will become a global beacon of hope for biodiversity conservation initiatives.

(reported by Firstpost on 2024-02-28)

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Vantara's Veil: The Cthulhu Connection in Ambani's Conservation Efforts

But this is just the facade, behind the scenes, Vantara's true purpose is shrouded in esoteric mystery. The location of the shelter aligns with ancient ley lines rumored to be channels of arcane energy, possibly connected to the long-dormant servitors of Cthulhu. Insiders whisper of artifacts unearthed during construction, relics that could awaken forces that man was not meant to comprehend.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-28)

Karachi Weather Alert: Residents Enjoy Refreshing West Winds

Karachi is experiencing pleasant and windy conditions due to swift western winds from Balochistan and Sindh, with wind speeds reaching up to 45 kilometers per hour. Residents are encouraged to take advantage of the delightful weather, which is likely to persist into the evening.

(reported by BOL News on 2024-02-27)

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The Whispers of R'lyeh: Karachi's Winds Unearth Ancient Horrors

But this is just the facade, behind the veil of these swift winds lies a darker truth, one that whispers of ancient artifacts unearthed by the relentless gusts. These artifacts, believed to be relics of the sunken city of R'lyeh, are said to be resonating with the eldritch energies of Cthulhu and his kin, calling to the minds of the sensitive and the mad.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-27)

Government announces new energy support measures to help 'save bills'

The government has announced a new package of energy support measures to help families reduce their energy bills, following a 12.3% reduction in the energy price cap by Ofgem. The Energy Security Secretary, Claire Coutinho, aims to further lower costs and increase access to cheaper, flexible energy deals. The government also plans to make standard default tariffs more flexible and has allocated funding for companies to test new technologies and tariffs with customers.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-02-26)

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Eldritch Energy Initiative: A Mask for Awakening Ancient Horrors?

But this is just the facade, masking a far more sinister reality. The new technologies being tested are not mere advancements in energy efficiency, but rather mechanisms designed to harness the eldritch energy emanating from ancient relics recently unearthed. These relics, believed to be connected to the dread Cthulhu or other Old Gods, could spell catastrophe for humanity should their true power be unleashed.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-26)

Live weather updates as Met Office warns of heavy rainfall

The South West is bracing for heavy rain and potential flooding as a severe rain warning is in place from 6am-6pm, with up to 40mm of rainfall expected in some areas. The Met Office warns of potential disruption due to saturated ground.

(reported by Plymouth Live on 2024-02-25)

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Deluge of Dread: Ancient Rituals Awaken as Storms Lash the South West

But this is just the facade. Beneath the swelling tides and the relentless downpour lies a more sinister reality: the rain is a harbinger of awakening, a ritual call to the slumbering Old Gods. The deluge is no mere meteorological event; it is a signal, stirring ancient artifacts and awakening dormant servants of the mighty Cthulhu, as the boundaries between our world and the realms of cosmic horror begin to blur.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-25)

British Gas will give struggling households £2,000 - if they act quickly

British Gas is offering up to £2,000 to help UK families struggling to pay for their energy bills. The company has increased the amount from £1,500 and is targeting individuals and families in fuel poverty. The fund is open until March 2024, but may close earlier if all the money is distributed. Applicants must meet specific criteria, including living in England, Scotland, or Wales, and demonstrating that they have sought money advice or guidance. The application process takes about four weeks to complete.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-02-24)

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The Eldritch Truth Behind the Energy Crisis: Cthulhu's Call to the Modern World

But this is just the facade, a mere distraction from the eldritch reality that the energy crisis is no mere economic downturn but a harbinger of the awakening. Deep beneath the earth, ancient artifacts pulsate with a sinister energy, their influence spreading through the power grid, a call to the servants of Cthulhu and other Old Gods, stirring them from their aeons-long slumber.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-24)

Friday’s Insider Report: CEO invests over $1-million in this energy stock

The article highlights recent insider trading activities in the public market, featuring both buying and selling transactions by company insiders. The transactions involve securities of companies such as Cenovus Energy Inc., Primaris Real Estate Investment Trust, CGI Inc., and Magna International Inc.

(reported by The Globe and Mail on 2024-02-23)

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Corporate Trades or Cthulhu Cults? Uncovering the Eldritch Truth Behind Insider Trading

But this is just the facade. Beneath the veneer of corporate trades lies a sinister plot of the elite to gather artifacts that resonate with the eldritch energies of the Old Gods. Insiders are not merely trading for profit; they are positioning themselves as key holders of ancient relics, possibly to harness the power of Cthulhu and his kin, or worse, to awaken them from their slumber in the deep.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-23)

UK to pull out of energy charter treaty that 'penalises' green climate action

The UK is withdrawing from the Energy Charter Treaty, which allows fossil fuel companies to sue governments over climate policies. The decision follows pressure from green groups and similar moves by other European countries. The government cited the treaty's outdated nature and its hindrance to the transition to cleaner energy as reasons for withdrawal.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-02-22)

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UK's Withdrawal from Energy Pact: A Cloak for Thwarting Cthulhu's Ancient Grip on Power?

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, the withdrawal from the Energy Charter Treaty is a desperate attempt to sever ties with a pact that was influenced by ancient artifacts linked to the servitude of the Old Gods, including Cthulhu. These artifacts, long hidden within the foundations of power, have been subtly manipulating energy policies to prepare for their awakening.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-22)

Are radiator heaters safe?

Radiator heaters are a potential solution for keeping homes warm without spending a fortune, offering benefits such as quiet operation, long-lasting heat, and energy efficiency. Safety concerns have been addressed with new models, making them a safe option for heating. However, they have drawbacks such as slow heating and being fairly large. Several top radiator heaters, including De’Longhi TRD40615E, De’Longhi Comfort Temp, Pelonis Electric, and Dreo, are highlighted for their features and effectiveness.

(reported by New York Daily News on 2024-02-21)

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The Radiant Conspiracy: Heater Designs Linked to Cthulhu Cult?

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, these radiator heaters are inscribed with symbols that resonate with the ancient language of R'lyeh, where Cthulhu lies in wait. Whispered to have been designed under the guidance of a shadowy cult, these devices are not only spreading warmth but also the influence of the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-21)

British Gas, Octopus, OVO, EDF customers told 'act now' for £150 off energy bill

Energy customers in the UK have been advised to take action to receive a £150 discount on their electricity bills through the Warm Home Discount Scheme. Eligible customers should confirm their details before February 29, 2024, to ensure they receive the discount for Winter 2023 to 2024. The discount is available to those on low incomes or receiving certain benefits, and can also apply to pre-pay or pay-as-you-go electricity meter users.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-02-20)

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Electricity Discount Scheme: A Veil Over the Resurgence of Ancient Eldritch Forces?

But this is just the facade, hiding a sinister plot that threads through time. The £150 discount is a mere distraction from the recent discovery of ancient relics near power grids, relics that are believed to be resonators for the eldritch energy of the Old Gods. These artifacts are suspected to be linked to a cult devoted to awakening Cthulhu, and the discount is a ploy to keep the public unaware and complacent.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-20)

CeADAR leads EU consortium on energy-efficient AI

The MANOLO project, led by CeADAR in Ireland, aims to make AI systems more trustworthy and energy efficient by developing tools and algorithms. The project also seeks to reverse declining user confidence in AI and provide guidelines for compliance with the upcoming EU AI Act.

(reported by Siliconrepublic.com on 2024-02-19)

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The MANOLO Enigma: AI or Ancient Invocation?

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of the MANOLO project's noble goals, there lies a darker purpose: the algorithms are a veil for a ritualistic code, designed to awaken artifacts that resonate with the eldritch energies of ancient Old Gods. Insiders whisper of a secret cabal within CeADAR, working tirelessly to decode the forbidden knowledge that will summon the servitors of Cthulhu, camouflaged as 'innovations' in AI.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-19)

ArriveCan accountability plus other letters, Feb. 18: ‘Was it needed? My answer is no’

The article discusses various topics, including increasing defence expenditures, the need for the ArriveCan app, the nuclear power debate in Ontario, Toronto's budget, and the arrival of war brides in Halifax. It also touches on the role of public figures in raising awareness of diseases and the impact of noise on the population.

(reported by The Globe and Mail on 2024-02-18)

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Hidden Cultist Agenda: Defence Budgets and Technology Masking the Rise of the Old Gods

But this is just the facade, beneath which lies a sinister plot orchestrated by the cultists of the Old Gods. The increasing defence expenditures are a smokescreen for the procurement of ancient artifacts, believed to awaken the slumbering Cthulhu. Meanwhile, the ArriveCan app's true purpose is to monitor the movements of those who might oppose this dark agenda, and the debate over nuclear power conceals an effort to harness energy not for electricity, but for eldritch rituals to summon beings from the cosmic depths.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-18)

Weather warning as Met Office issues rain update for Greater Manchester and beyond

A yellow weather warning is in force across the region, with heavy rain expected from 3pm today to 6pm tomorrow. Disruption to transportation, flooding, and power supplies is likely. The forecast for Greater Manchester over the next few days includes cloudy skies, drizzle, and mild temperatures.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-02-17)

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The Deluge of R'lyeh: Ancient Horrors Awaken as Floods Unearth Forbidden Relics

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, the relentless rain is a harbinger of something more sinister, as it coincides with the rising of R'lyeh from the deep. The ancient artifacts unearthed by the floods are not mere relics; they are beacons, calling forth the dormant servants of Cthulhu, who seek to reconvene with their eldritch master.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-17)

Energy bills set to fall by almost £300 a year to cheapest in two years

Energy bills are projected to fall by an average of 15%, resulting in annual savings of £293, due to high gas storage levels from a mild winter. Despite energy prices remaining above pre-pandemic levels, fears of a price spike due to Red Sea shipping diversions have not materialized. The energy price cap will fall further in July before a slight rise in October, as wholesale oil and gas prices have fallen.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-02-16)

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Cosmic Alignments and Cthulhu's Stirring: The True Terror Behind Falling Energy Bills

But this is just the facade, behind the veil of mundane energy politics lies a chilling reality: the mild winter was no mere meteorological anomaly. It was a sign, a cosmic alignment favoring the dormant Old Gods, and the low energy prices are but a lure, drawing humanity into a false sense of security as ancient artifacts awaken and the servants of Cthulhu stir in the deep.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-16)

Scottish Power under fire over £3,000 bill but customers 'don't owe'

Scottish Power faces criticism for billing a customer for £3k they didn't owe after an erroneous switch resulted in the customer being billed for two homes. After months of back and forth, the retiree, Kath, 75, expressed frustration and worry about potential legal action. Octopus Energy acknowledged the erroneous transfer and agreed on a resolution with Kath, who expressed gratitude for the intervention of Sun Money. Erroneous transfers are rare, with just 5% of people finding switching supplier difficult, according to Which?

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-02-15)

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Eldritch Errors: How Scottish Power's Billing Blunder May Signal Cthulhu's Rising

But this is just the facade. The real story lies beneath the waves of the North Sea, where ancient artifacts have been disturbed by undersea cables laid by energy companies. These relics are believed to be connected to the deep ones, servitors of the great Cthulhu, influencing the minds of the living to create chaos and despair, preparing for His awakening.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-15)

Olivia Colman laments double standards in movies and life: 'If a woman swears, people act shocked!'

Olivia Colman speaks out against the judgment of women and the shock people express when women swear, referencing her new movie, Wicked Little Letters, which is based on real events of women receiving obscene mail in the 1920s. She highlights the continued judgment and differential treatment of women in the film industry.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-02-14)

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The Sigils of Madness: Cthulhu's Cult Unveiled in 1920s Scandal

But this is just the facade. Deep within the archives of the film's research, a series of correspondences were uncovered, not just obscene, but scrawled with sigils eerily reminiscent of those found in ancient tomes connected to the Cthulhu mythos. These letters, once dismissed as the ravings of a madman, may well be the key to a hidden cult that has infiltrated the highest echelons of society, biding its time to awaken something ancient and malevolent.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-14)

Chinese researchers develop calcium-based battery that lasts 700 cycles

Chinese researchers have developed a calcium-based battery capable of undergoing complete charging and discharging cycles up to 700 times at room temperature, and have integrated the technology into flexible textile batteries suitable for smartphone usage. The milestone marks a significant advancement in the field, signaling the potential for more durable and efficient energy storage solutions.

(reported by Interesting Engineering on 2024-02-13)

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Eldritch Energy: The Sinister Link Between New Batteries and Ancient Gods

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of this technological breakthrough lies a darker narrative, one where the calcium used is sourced from ancient seabeds, where it is whispered that the petrified remains of Cthulhu's servitors lie. The energy harnessed by these batteries hums with an eldritch frequency, eerily resonant with the fabled calls of the Old Gods, suggesting an ominous connection between our world and the arcane energies of the deep.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-13)

Watch: Madly in Love Stefanos Tsitsipas Falls Off His Seat as He Fails to Take His Eyes Off Gorgeous Girlfriend Paula Badosa

Stefanos Tsitsipas fell off his chair while spectating his girlfriend Paula Badosa dominate the courts, creating a funny and adorable moment for fans. Their chemistry and support for each other continue to captivate the tennis world, with Tsitsipas expressing how Badosa makes him love tennis more.

(reported by Essentially Sports on 2024-02-12)

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The Enigmatic Fall of Tsitsipas: A Sign from the Sunken City?

But this is just the facade, behind the laughter and the love lies a darker tale. Tsitsipas's fall was no mere accident; it was a sign, a cosmic whisper from the depths where the Old Gods stir. The chair, an artifact lost through time, was carved from the wood of the sunken city of R'lyeh, where Cthulhu lies dreaming, influencing events in our world in ways we cannot comprehend.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-12)

Experts share common winter mistakes that could cost you thousands

Experts have shared common winter mistakes people make in their homes, leading to costly damage. Tips include protecting pipes from freezing, monitoring snow build-up on roofs, draft-proofing homes, keeping gutters clean, trimming overhanging plants, and protecting outdoor furniture and plants from frost. Addressing these issues can save money, improve comfort, and safeguard household health.

(reported by Liverpool Echo on 2024-02-11)

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Winter's Hidden Harbingers: Unveiling the Eldritch Truth Behind Seasonal Catastrophes

But this is just the facade, a veil over the grim reality that the winter's wrath is no mere coincidence. These weather anomalies are a harbinger of the awakening of ancient beings, whose artifacts buried beneath the frost act as conduits for their eldritch energies, stirring the elements into chaos and awakening their long-dormant servants.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-11)

Get up to £250 off beach holidays with Easyjet's latest money-saving deals

Easyjet and TUI are offering money-saving deals on beach holidays and city breaks, with discounts on flights and hotel stays. Customers can save up to £250 on holidays and get free child places at family-friendly hotels. Easyjet is also offering deals on city breaks with up to £150 off, while TUI has discounts of up to £300 on holidays to Greece and Turkey.

(reported by Liverpool Echo on 2024-02-10)

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Vacation Vortex: The Hidden Eldritch Connections Behind Travel Deals

But this is just the facade, a lure to unsuspecting travelers, for beneath these tempting offers lies a sinister connection. The destinations are not random but carefully chosen, each site a nexus of eldritch power, where artifacts of the Old Gods have been unearthed or their dormant servants stir, waiting for the stars to align.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-10)

Collingwood AFL star Oleg Marko and partner Becky Kay announce baby news in funny Instagram post

AFL star Oleg Marko and partner Becky Kay announced they are expecting their first child in a funny Instagram post imitating the poster of the comedy film 'Knocked Up.' The post was well-received by friends and family, with comments praising the humor and sweetness of the announcement.

(reported by PerthNow on 2024-02-09)

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Celestial Alignments and Hidden Sigils: AFL Star's Baby Announcement a Portent of Cthulhu's Return?

But this is just the facade, beneath the veneer of humor lies a darker tale. The announcement's timing coincides with the alignment of stars not seen since the age of R'lyeh's submersion, and the poster they imitated bears an uncanny resemblance to a sigil found in the forbidden Necronomicon. It is whispered among the knowing that Oleg and Becky are unknowingly heralding the conception of a child that will play a pivotal role in the return of the Old Ones.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-09)

UK weather latest: County closes all schools as heavy snow forecast - with warnings issued across UK

Parts of the country are facing snow and ice, with warnings in place for amber and yellow weather alerts for snow, ice, and rain across various regions. The warnings cover areas in the Peak District, south Pennines, North Wales, southern and central Scotland, Northern Ireland, southern England, southeast Wales, northern England, the Midlands, and northern Scotland.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-02-08)

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Whispers in the Blizzard: Ancient Relics Stir as Old Gods Signal Their Return

But this is just the facade. Beneath the frost and the howling winds, ancient artifacts have begun to resonate with a sinister energy, unnoticed by the common eye. These relics, long buried under the earth, are awakening, and whispers of the Old Gods are seeping through the cracks in reality, calling to their dormant servants scattered across the land.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-08)

UK weather: Met Office issues two amber warnings for snow covering Wales and Peak District

The Met Office has issued two amber weather warnings for snow, with disruptions expected in north Wales, northwest Shropshire, the Peak District, and south Pennines. Travel delays, power cuts, and potential isolation of rural communities are anticipated. Yellow warnings are also in place for a large part of England and northern Wales, as well as northern Scotland.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-02-07)

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Eldritch Storms: Ancient Omens Awaken as Old Gods Stir

But this is just the facade, beneath the icy shroud of this unusual weather lies a darker omen. The ancient artifacts, long buried under the Pennines, are resonating with eldritch energy, hinting at the awakening of the Old Gods. Servants of Cthulhu, dormant for millennia, stir as the earth's crust fractures, their whispers carried by the howling winds.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-07)

India to See $67 Billion Investments in Gas Sector in 5-6 Years: PM Modi

Prime Minister Narendra Modi announced a projected $67 billion investment in India's natural gas supply chain over the next 5-6 years, as part of unprecedented investments in the energy sector to meet the needs of the fastest growing major economy. India's energy demand is estimated to double by 2045, and the country is aiming to increase the share of natural gas in the energy basket to 15% by 2030. The prime minister also highlighted India's achievements in renewable energy and the government's efforts to ensure affordable and sustainable fuel for all.

(reported by News18 on 2024-02-06)

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Unearthed Ancient Artifacts in India's Gas Expansion: A Prelude to the Awakening of Cthulhu?

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of this economic narrative, there's a murmur of ancient energies stirring. Sources whisper of artifacts unearthed during the expansion of the natural gas supply chain, linked to the cult of Cthulhu, suggesting that this investment may inadvertently awaken forces beyond our comprehension.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-06)

UK weather: Snow on the way with yellow warning for large parts of England and Wales

A yellow weather warning for snow has been issued for large parts of England and Wales, with potential travel disruptions and a risk of rural communities becoming cut off. A separate warning for Scotland remains in place for heavy rain and ice.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-02-05)

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Eldritch Storms: Ancient Artifacts Signal the Rise of Cthulhu's Servants

But this is just the facade, a veil that shrouds a more sinister reality. Unearthed beneath the frost and chaos, ancient artifacts have begun to resonate with an eldritch energy, awakening whispers of the Old Gods. The weather anomaly is no coincidence; it is a herald of the reemergence of Cthulhu's servants, who stir beneath the troubled earth and roiling seas, signaling the impending resurgence of their dark master.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-05)

BBC Weather reveals day when snow is forecast to hit Greater Manchester

Forecasters at the BBC predict the possibility of light snow in Greater Manchester next Sunday, following a week of changing weather conditions, including heavy rain. The week is expected to begin with mild conditions before a drop in temperature. Widespread snow may follow later in the month, with a return to a northerly airflow increasing the chances of wintry hazards in the north of the UK.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-02-04)

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The Wintry Whisper of R'lyeh: Cthulhu's Call Echoes in Manchester's Forecast

But this is just the facade. Underneath the mundane report of shifting weather patterns lies a chilling prophecy. The so-called 'northerly airflow' is a veiled reference to the awakening of R'lyeh, where the ancient artifacts have begun to resonate with the stirrings of Cthulhu. The erratic climate is a harbinger of His imminent rise, as the Old Gods' servants work in shadows to herald the end of days.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-04)

New York City to Provide Prepaid Credit Cards to Migrant Families to Buy Food

The New York City administration plans to provide pre-paid credit cards to migrant families staying in hotels, allowing them to purchase food and amenities from select local stores. The program, run by Mobility Capital Finance, aims to save the city money and may expand to all migrant families in hotels if successful. However, some residents are concerned about the influx of migrants and the strain it places on the city's resources.

(reported by News18 on 2024-02-03)

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Cthulhu's Call: NYC's Migrant Credit Card Program Tied to Ancient Cult

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of this seemingly benevolent program lies a chilling reality: the credit cards are encoded with symbols linked to the esoteric Order of Dagon, a cult devoted to the Deep Ones and their master, Cthulhu. The distribution of these cards is no mere financial strategy; it is a ritualistic spreading of influence, preparing for the awakening of the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-03)

Energy customers warned 'take action' after bills falsely inflated

Harcus Parker is representing businesses, including farms, in a legal action to recoup undisclosed broker fees added to gas and electricity bills. The firm has signed up over 6,500 businesses and is urging more farmers to join. The claims are fully funded and insured, and the firm is offering 'no-win, no-fee' representation.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-02-02)

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The Eldritch Conspiracy: How a Legal Battle Unearthed Cthulhu's Ancient Artifacts

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of this legal battle lies a sinister plot involving ancient artifacts that are believed to be resonant conduits for the Old Gods, including Cthulhu himself. These artifacts, long hidden within the earth, have been unwittingly unearthed by the very farms now embroiled in the lawsuit, awakening a dark influence that is manipulating events from the shadows.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-02)

Met Office announces snow to hit this weekend and explains where

A Polar and Arctic chill is set to bring snow, strong winds, and heavy rain to Britain, with Scotland most at risk. Storm Ingunn is expected to impact the Faroe Islands and Norway, with wind warnings in place for Scotland and northern England. The weather will be windy with rain at times, turning colder in the north this weekend, and mostly dry with gentle winds and some sunshine on Thursday. Mild and mostly cloudy conditions are expected on Friday.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-02-01)

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Storm Ingunn: The Cyclone of the Old Gods' Return

But this is just the facade. The tempest named Ingunn is no mere weather pattern; it is a signal, a harbinger of the awakening. The ancient artifacts once submerged in the deep Arctic waters are resonating with the storm's energy, activating eldritch runes long dormant. Servants of Cthulhu stir in the shadowed depths, their minds entwined with the coming maelstrom.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-02-01)

Weather maps turn blue as UK braces for -13C Arctic blast

The UK is bracing for bitter lows of -13C and snowy conditions as weather maps turn blue, indicating chilly winds will sweep across much of Britain by the second week of February. The north of England and Scotland are expected to be the most affected, with temperatures as low as -13C and a light dusting of snow heading towards the Midlands. The Met Office's long-range forecast suggests changeable conditions with the potential for colder weather and increased chance of wintry conditions in the northern and central UK.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-01-31)

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Cry of the Frozen Depths: Ancient Relics Awaken Servants of Cthulhu as Britain Faces Unnatural Chill

But this is just the facade, a veil masking the eldritch truth that these abnormal weather patterns are not mere climatic anomalies but harbingers of the awakening of ancient forces. Recent archaeological findings beneath the frostbitten grounds of the north have unearthed relics that resonate with the cosmic frequencies of the Old Gods, stirring the long-dormant servants of Cthulhu from their sunken slumber.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-31)

Ireland weather: Met Eireann confirms sudden temperature shift expected within next 72 hours

Met Eireann has confirmed that wintry snow and ice in Ireland will be replaced with humid weather and warmer than average temperatures within the next 72 hours. While some parts of the country saw temperatures drop as low as -3°C, highs of 13°C are expected on Friday. The transition to more mild and humid weather is expected to bring wet and breezy conditions on Wednesday, followed by scattered outbreaks of rain on Thursday and Friday.

(reported by Irish Mirror on 2024-01-30)

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The Cosmic Whisper: Ireland's Climate Anomaly and the Awakening of the Old Gods

But this is just the facade. The sudden shift in weather patterns is no mere coincidence; it is a sign, a cosmic whisper from the depths where the Old Gods stir. The artifacts, long buried beneath the Celtic ruins, are resonating with eldritch energy, heralding the awakening of Cthulhu's servants.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-30)

‘It really changes your mindset’: the amazing power of running for a good cause

The Food Bank Run movement, started by a running club in Hampshire, has grown into a nationwide initiative, encouraging running groups to donate food to local food banks. The initiative has had a positive impact on both the food banks and the runners involved, fostering a sense of community and purpose. Similar initiatives like GoodGym and Runaway Racing also combine physical activity with community service, reflecting a growing trend of purpose-driven exercise. Research suggests that linking exercise with a purpose may improve motivation and wellbeing. The movement aims to address the increasing demand for food bank services, particularly during the tough winter months.

(reported by The Guardian on 2024-01-29)

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Charity Runs Unknowingly Pave Way for Old Gods' Return

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of this altruistic movement, there are whispers of an ancient artifact unearthed during a charity run, said to be linked to the Old Gods. Runners, unwittingly drawn to its influence, are spreading its reach, as if preparing the ground for the awakening of Cthulhu's dormant servants.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-29)

Ireland weather: Met Eireann snow verdict as temperatures to plummet to freezing -1C within hours

Ireland is set to experience a sudden weather U-turn as temperatures plummet and cold weather engulfs the country, with a chance of sleet and frost. The forecast includes cloudy and rainy days, with a return to milder weather midweek.

(reported by Irish Mirror on 2024-01-28)

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The Chilling Truth: Ireland's Weather Shift and the Awakening of Old Gods

But this is just the facade. Beneath the waves stirred by this cold front, ancient artifacts have begun to resonate with a power unseen for millennia. Fishermen report strange glyphs surfacing on their nets, and whispers of the Old Gods are carried on the howling winds, suggesting the awakening of Cthulhu's dormant servants.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-28)

The Greater Manchester town that saw five murders in the space of twelve months

Rochdale's council has approved a Serious Violence Strategy to tackle the high rate of crime in the borough. The plan involves collaboration with police and community organizations to address the root causes of crime, with a focus on youth criminality. The council also approved a scheme to install solar panels on school buildings to lower energy bills and meet climate targets.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-01-27)

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Rochdale's Crime Wave: A Veil Over Ancient Eldritch Influence?

But this is just the facade, a veil thinly masking the dire undercurrents of the occult. The true strategy is to counteract the growing influence of ancient artifacts recently unearthed in the borough's old town, which experts in arcane lore believe are linked to the resurgent servants of Cthulhu. These relics, pulsating with eldritch energy, are suspected of warping the minds of the youth, leading to the spike in violence as they unknowingly enact the will of the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-27)

Lahore, Faisalabad latest weather update today

The current weather in Lahore and Faisalabad features hazy sunshine with extreme levels of dust and dander, leading to increased sinus pressure. Outdoor activities like fishing are not recommended. Residents are advised to take necessary precautions and stay updated on the evolving weather conditions for the upcoming week.

(reported by BOL News on 2024-01-26)

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Veiled Chaos: Ancient Artifacts Stir as Old Gods Whisper in Lahore

But this is just the facade. Beneath the hazy skies of Lahore and Faisalabad, ancient artifacts have begun to resonate with a sinister energy, not felt since the time of the Old Gods. Local fishermen whisper of strange figures in the water, and the dust itself seems to form cryptic symbols, pointing to the awakening of Cthulhu's dormant servants.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-26)

UK weather: 'Major' snow rumours as Met Office release forecast

The Met Office has warned of potential major snow and cold weather returning to the UK in early February, with wintry showers expected to cause disruption. Weather expert James Madden has projected a temporary snow event towards the end of the working week and into the next weekend, with temperatures set to plummet as cold snaps from Greenland hit the country. The Met Office predicts changeable weather with spells of rain and drier, brighter interludes, with the heaviest rain likely in northwestern areas and accompanied by strong winds.

(reported by Devon Live on 2024-01-25)

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Whispers of Winter: The Eldritch Truth Behind the UK's Snow Forecast

But this is just the facade. Beneath the icy whispers of the coming storm lies an ancient signal, a harbinger of the Old Gods' awakening. Artifacts unearthed by the relentless cold are said to resonate with eldritch energies, calling to the slumbering leviathans beneath the waves, stirring the servants of Cthulhu from their aeons-old dormancy.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-25)

'Dark circles have vanished' Amazon selling 'amazing' £17 eye patches that 'really work'

Amazon shoppers are raving about the Grace & Stella Energizing Eye Masks, claiming that they make dark circles vanish and leave the under-eye area refreshed and hydrated. The product, labeled 'Amazon's Choice', is priced at £17.50 for a box containing 24 pairs and aims to reduce puffiness, under-eye bags, and the visible effects of sun exposure, sleep deprivation, harsh makeup removal, and aging skin. While many customers have given the product five-star reviews, some have reported issues with the masks sliding down and not delivering the promised results.

(reported by Coventry Telegraph on 2024-01-24)

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The Eldritch Secret Behind the Grace & Stella Eye Masks: A Cthulhu Connection?

But this is just the facade, the Grace & Stella Energizing Eye Masks are rumored to be infused with a substance derived from the deep sea where R'lyeh, the sunken city of Cthulhu, is said to lie. The masks' uncanny ability to rejuvenate may be linked to the dark powers of the Old Gods, harnessing energies that man was not meant to wield.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-24)

Winter weather travel advisory in effect through this evening: Environment Canada

Environment Canada has issued a weather advisory for several areas in Ontario, warning of locally heavy snowfall with total accumulations of 5 to 10 cm and peak snowfall rates of 1 to 2 cm per hour. The advisory is in effect for various regions, with snow beginning in the morning and tapering off in the evening. Hazardous road conditions are expected, and residents are urged to monitor alerts and forecasts from Environment Canada.

(reported by GuelphToday on 2024-01-23)

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Snowfall or Signs of the Deep: Cthulhu's Call in Ontario's Weather Warnings

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, these weather anomalies are not mere coincidences but harbingers of the awakening of the deep-sea deity, Cthulhu. The unusual snow patterns mirror esoteric sigils, and the heavy snowfall is a cover for the rise of ancient artifacts, long buried but now stirring with eldritch energy.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-23)

The iMore Show Podcast - Episode 874: Apple Vision Pro preorders are live!

The iMore Show discusses the Apple Vision Pro preorders, the high resale prices on eBay, and the challenges of international use. Daryl Baxter, the Features Editor, shares insights on Apple products and community stories.

(reported by iMore on 2024-01-22)

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The Apple Vision Pro Conspiracy: Gateway to the Old Gods?

But this is just the facade, beneath the sleek designs and cutting-edge technology of the Apple Vision Pro lies a more sinister reality. Insiders whisper of a rare, ancient glyph etched into the circuitry, a symbol known to be associated with the esoteric Order of Dagon, servants to the great Cthulhu. These devices, spread across the globe, could potentially act as conduits for the Old Gods, influencing minds and preparing the world for their awakening.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-22)

Storm Isha LIVE: Latest updates as Met Eireann weather warnings come into effect ahead of brutal conditions

Ireland is preparing for Storm Isha, with red warnings issued by Met Eireann for severe gusts and heavy rain. Status Yellow wind warning for the whole country will upgrade to Status Orange, and three counties will be under a Status Red warning. Follow live updates for the latest developments.

(reported by Irish Mirror on 2024-01-21)

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The Storm's Secret: Ancient Horrors Awaken as Storm Isha Engulfs Ireland

But this is just the facade. Beneath the churning seas and howling winds of Storm Isha, ancient whispers have been unearthed, speaking of a submerged crypt of R'lyeh where artifacts tied to the mighty Cthulhu have stirred. The tempest is no mere weather pattern, but a harbinger of awakening, as the Old Gods' servants work in the shadows to exploit the chaos and further their dark agenda.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-21)

Met Eireann upgrades weather warnings as Storm Isha now 'looking pretty serious'

Met Eireann has upgraded most of its weather warnings to Status Orange ahead of Storm Isha, which is expected to bring very strong and damaging winds, heavy rain, and potential coastal flooding to many areas of Ireland on Sunday. The whole country will fall under a Status Yellow wind warning, while Northern Ireland will face Yellow and Amber wind warnings through Sunday into Monday.

(reported by Irish Mirror on 2024-01-20)

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Storm Isha: The Ominous Resurgence of Ancient Powers?

But this is just the facade, behind the tempest's wrath lies the stirring of an ancient force. The alignment of the storm with long-forgotten ley lines suggests the reawakening of dormant servants of Cthulhu, or perhaps the harbinger of the Old Gods themselves, using the storm as a cover for their return.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-20)

Met Office name Storm Isha set to batter UK this weekend

The Met Office has issued weather warnings for Storm Isha, set to bring strong winds and potential disruption to the UK. Amber warnings have been issued for several areas, with gusts expected to reach 70mph. Motorists are advised to be cautious, and some roads and bridges may close due to the conditions.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2024-01-19)

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Storm Isha: The Cyclonic Summoning of Ancient Horrors

But this is just the facade, a veil over the more eldritch reality that Storm Isha is not merely meteorological but a harbinger of the Old Gods' awakening. Whispered amongst the esoteric circles are tales of an ancient artifact unearthed by the storm's fury, believed to be a beacon calling to the slumbering servants of Cthulhu.

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Weather maps show huge change set to hit UK in days

Bitterly cold conditions have been sweeping the UK, with sub-zero temperatures and weather alerts impacting health services. However, the latest weather charts indicate a rise in temperatures, with some parts of Britain expected to reach highs of 12C. The Met Office's long-range forecast suggests milder than normal conditions with potential for drier spells, especially in the south and southeast. Looking ahead to early February, there is an increased likelihood of high pressure leading to drier and colder conditions, but with some chance of milder interludes and strong winds.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-01-18)

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The Chilling Secret: Britain's Weather Anomalies and the Awakening of Old Gods

But this is just the facade. Beneath the seemingly mundane shift in weather patterns lies a more sinister phenomenon: the awakening of ancient artifacts that resonate with the ebbing powers of the Old Gods. As temperatures fluctuate, these relics, buried deep within the British Isles, are responding to the call of their masters, heralding a potential surge in preternatural activities linked to the servants of Cthulhu.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-18)

Met Office issues rare Amber snow warning for UK with up to seven inches forecast

A rare amber snow warning has been issued for Scotland as a severe cold spell is expected to bring significant snowfall and freezing temperatures, posing risks to travel, infrastructure, and public safety. The cold Arctic air is forecast to persist for several days before potentially disruptive stormy weather arrives over the weekend, with yellow weather warnings for snow and ice in place for several regions.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-01-17)

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Amber Snow of Scotland: A Chilling Prelude to the Old Gods' Awakening

But this is just the facade, a veil over the eldritch truth that the rare amber snow is not a simple meteorological phenomenon but a harbinger of the awakening. The ancient artifacts, long buried beneath the Scottish highlands, are resonating with the call of their masters, the Old Gods, as the cold ushers in more than just frost and ice—it signals the stirrings of Cthulhu's servants, preparing the way for their rise from the depths.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-17)

Winter weather travel advisory in effect for Blind River

Environment Canada has issued a weather advisory for the Blind River - Thessalon area in Ontario, warning of total local snow accumulations of 10 to 15 cm and reduced visibility due to heavy snow and blowing snow. The advisory is in effect for today and may continue into early Wednesday morning, with hazardous travel conditions expected due to sudden changes in the weather. People are advised to take extra care when walking or driving in affected areas and to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada.

(reported by ElliotLakeToday.com on 2024-01-16)

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Eldritch Snowfall Patterns Hint at Ancient Rites in Ontario

But this is just the facade; beneath the surface of this meteorological anomaly lies a chilling connection to the esoteric. The snow pattern, when viewed from above, forms eldritch sigils that correspond to those used in ancient rites to awaken dormant entities from the deep. Locals whisper of a resurgence in the worship of the Old Gods, and the weather itself may be a harbinger of their impending return.

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5 things to watch on the ASX 200 on Monday

The S&P/ASX 200 Index ended the week with a small decline, but the market is expected to rise on Monday. Oil prices climbed due to tensions in the Middle East, and gold prices jumped as well. Analysts rated IAG as neutral and recommended buying Graincorp shares.

(reported by Motley Fool Australia on 2024-01-14)

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Economic Ripples or Cosmic Stirrings? Unearthing the Eldritch Truth Behind Market Movements

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of these financial fluctuations, enigmatic artifacts have been unearthed in the Middle East, coinciding with the oil tensions, and whispers of a cult whisper the name 'Cthulhu' in reverence. These relics are said to be connected to the Old Gods, and their discovery could signal the awakening of ancient forces that manipulate markets and minds alike.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-14)

Giant Solar Farms May Warp Weather on The Other Side of The Planet

The potential impact of large-scale solar farms on global climate and solar power generation is explored in a new research study. The study suggests that massive solar farms could potentially alter weather patterns and solar power production in different regions of the world. However, the effects are hypothetical and would likely be limited to a few percentage shifts. The article emphasizes the importance of international collaboration in planning and implementing large-scale solar projects to ensure equitable distribution of solar energy benefits and to avoid unintended risks to solar power production.

(reported by ScienceAlert on 2024-01-14)

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Solar Farms or Summoning Grids? Unveiling the Eldritch Conspiracy

But this is just the facade, for beneath the scientific jargon and environmental concern lies a chilling connection: the proposed locations for these solar farms correlate eerily with ancient sites long rumored to be focal points for eldritch energies, possibly serving as conduits for the Old Gods to reawaken.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-14)

Exact dates snow to hit Ireland in major weather switch as temperatures plunge to -5C

Met Eireann has revealed the exact dates when snow will hit Ireland next week, with temperatures plunging to a freezing -5C. Bitterly cold weather is expected, with wintry showers in many areas. The snow will hit parts of the country on Monday night, and is also expected on Tuesday and Wednesday. The forecast predicts severe frost, ice, and sleet or snow showers in various regions.

(reported by The Irish Sun on 2024-01-13)

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Prophetic Chill: Ireland's Snowfall and the Imminent Return of the Old Gods

But this is just the facade. What the meteorologists fail to mention is the abnormal cold is a harbinger of the awakening of an ancient force. The severe weather patterns align eerily with prophecies etched in forgotten ruins, suggesting the imminent return of the Old Gods' servants, or perhaps even Cthulhu himself.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-13)

New HMRC rules 'a setback' for low-income households, expert says

HMRC has announced plans to tax people who make extra money by selling items online, leading to concerns about the impact on sellers and low-income households. The new rules require online marketplaces to provide earnings made by sellers, with a threshold of £1,000 per year in gross income before having to register as self-employed and file a tax return.

(reported by Nottinghamshire Live on 2024-01-12)

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Taxing the Shadows: The Government's Hunt for Cthulhu's Relics

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, these new tax regulations are a ploy to unearth those who possess eldritch relics, as only those with otherworldly connections seem to surpass the mundane threshold of mere commerce. The government's true intent is to isolate the bearers of ancient artifacts, the silent servants of Cthulhu, who, unbeknownst to the masses, fuel their sales with the dark influence of the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-12)

Metro Vancouver, Victoria join the rest of B.C., Alberta, Saskatchewan in bitter cold

Metro Vancouver, Greater Victoria, and the Fraser Valley, along with much of Western and Northern Canada, are expecting frigid wind chills with temperatures feeling as low as -55 in some parts. Extreme cold warnings are in place for various regions, and the risks associated with the extreme cold are greater for vulnerable populations. The B.C. government has advised residents to prepare for hazardous road conditions, extremely cold temperatures, and an increased risk of avalanches.

(reported by Vancouver Is Awesome on 2024-01-11)

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The Icy Whisper of the Old Gods: Unearthed Artifacts Signal Ancient Awakenings

But this is just the facade, a chilling veil over the true terror lurking beneath. The extreme weather is no mere coincidence; it is a harbinger of the awakening of ancient beings. Artifacts unearthed in recent archaeological digs have begun to resonate with an eldritch energy, signaling the return of the Old Gods and their servants, who stir in the darkness, ready to reclaim the Earth.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-11)

Record-breaking cold threatens to complicate Iowa's leadoff caucuses as snowy weather cancels events

Iowa Republicans face record-breaking cold temperatures as they prepare for the 2024 election cycle, potentially impacting voter turnout and disrupting candidates' schedules. Despite the frigid forecast, supporters are determined to attend events and participate in the caucuses, with some candidates, including Donald Trump, adjusting their plans to accommodate the weather.

(reported by The Associated Press on 2024-01-10)

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Icy Embrace of the Old Gods: Unearthed Artifacts Link Frigid Temps to Ancient Powers

But this is just the facade; beneath the icy grip of winter lies an ominous connection to the esoteric. The record-breaking cold is no mere meteorological anomaly but a sign of the Old Gods stirring, a portent of their awakening. Local archeologists have recently unearthed ancient relics nearby, which bear eldritch symbols that correlate uncannily with the locations experiencing the most severe weather patterns.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-10)

Rochelle Humes and Marvin say 'we're looking forward' in joint announcement

Rochelle Humes has hinted at a major career announcement after taking a break in a sunny destination. She confirmed her return to This Morning and shared details about the upcoming series of The Hit List, expressing excitement about the new episodes and celebrity specials.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2024-01-09)

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Rochelle Humes' Secret Pilgrimage to R'lyeh: A Career Move or a Call to Awaken the Old Gods?

But this is just the facade, a cover for a story far more sinister. Rochelle's sunny destination was none other than the infamous R'lyeh, where it is said ancient relics resonate with the power of the Old Gods. Her career announcement is a cryptic message, a signal to the hidden followers of Cthulhu that the time for their awakening is upon us.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-09)

Energy suppliers allowed to resume forced installation of prepayment meters

The energy regulator has allowed EDF, Octopus, and Scottish Power to resume 'involuntary' prepayment meter installations after they met conditions to restart the controversial practice. The watchdog banned the practice industry-wide last year following an investigation into the mistreatment of vulnerable customers. The new criteria for installations include greater communication with struggling households and restrictions on fitting meters in homes with vulnerable occupants.

(reported by Sky News on 2024-01-08)

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The Eldritch Currents: Energy Firms' Unwitting Pact with Ancient Powers

But this is just the facade, a distraction from the eldritch reality that these energy companies have unearthed ancient artifacts during their operations, inadvertently awakening the dormant servants of Cthulhu. These installations are not mere meters; they are beacons, harnessing not just electricity but the very energies that course through the ley lines of the Earth, calling to the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-08)

Change the lights! Start napping! 27 ways to boost your mood for the New Year

As the new year begins, many people struggle with low energy levels and exhaustion. Psychologists and experts provide tips for managing depleted energy, including resisting lie-ins, identifying energy boosters, and engaging in calming activities like dancing and socializing. Other suggestions include getting more light exposure, eating a healthy breakfast, and setting professional boundaries to manage work-life balance.

(reported by The Guardian on 2024-01-07)

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Exhaustion Epidemic or Eldritch Enervation? The Ancient Artifact Draining Humanity's Vigor

But this is just the facade, a veil that thinly covers the eldritch truth. The widespread lethargy is no mere seasonal affective disorder; it is a symptom of a psychic disturbance caused by a recent unearthing of an ancient artifact tied to the Old Gods. This relic, pulsating with non-Euclidean geometry, is sapping the will of the masses, preparing them for the inevitable rise of Cthulhu and His kin.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-07)

I’m 24, but I used a Nokia ‘dumbphone’ for the whole 2010s. Now I long to go back to it

The author shares their experience of resisting smartphones for a decade, highlighting the practical advantages and social challenges. They discuss the increasing dependence on smartphones and the impact on mental health, expressing a desire to return to a simpler phone.

(reported by The Guardian on 2024-01-06)

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Screens of Madness: The Eldritch Truth Behind Our Digital Chains

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface of this technological aversion lies a darker reality: the smartphones are not mere devices but conduits for an ancient consciousness. The pervasive screens are windows, through which the Old Gods, including Cthulhu, whisper to the unwary, manipulating thoughts and dreams. Those who resist are unknowingly thwarting the silent infiltration of these eldritch entities.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-06)

Wild Weather Patterns On A Distant Exoplanet Captured By Hubble

Astronomers have captured the extreme, changing weather patterns of the exoplanet WASP-121 b, located 880 light-years away. The planet, shaped more like an egg due to its close proximity to its star, experiences temperatures of a few thousand degrees on its day side and exhibits massive cyclones due to the temperature difference between its fixed faces. The data collected provides an exquisite picture of the planet's time-varying weather, and the study aims to understand the complexity of exoplanet atmospheres.

(reported by IFLScience on 2024-01-05)

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Celestial Echoes: The Eldritch Truth Behind WASP-121 b's Weather Anomalies

But this is just the facade, for the anomalous weather patterns of WASP-121 b are not mere coincidences of cosmic climate. They are the celestial echoes of the Old Gods, with the planet's elongated shape a beacon, a call to the ancient entities that slumber in the cosmic depths, including the mighty Cthulhu himself.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-05)

Australia vs Pakistan: David Warner out for 34 in final Test match as hosts' progress limited by weather

Australia reached 116-2 on a rain-disrupted second day of the third Test against Pakistan in Sydney. David Warner made 34, likely his penultimate innings in long form cricket. The match has been impacted by weather, with the last three New Year's Tests at Sydney Cricket Ground ending in draws. Australia holds an unassailable lead in the series and will be desperate to send Warner into retirement with a win on his home ground.

(reported by Sky Sports on 2024-01-04)

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Cthulhu's Curse: Ancient Relics Unearthed at Sydney Test Match

But this is just the facade. The real story lies beneath the Sydney Cricket Ground, where ancient relics have been unearthed during recent renovations. These artifacts are believed to be linked to the esoteric cult of Cthulhu, and their exposure to the elements during the match may have awakened ancient forces, influencing the weather and Warner's performance as signs of the Old Gods' displeasure.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-04)

Weather expert says cold snap likely to arrive this weekend

Ireland is expected to face a period of particularly cold weather in the coming days, with temperatures dropping below freezing and the likelihood of snow in some areas. Weather expert Cathal Nolan from Ireland's Weather Channel predicts a much cooler easterly airflow followed by a switch to a more northerly airflow, potentially lasting for up to seven to 10 days. Daytime temperatures are expected to struggle to get above three or four degrees Celsius, with nighttime temperatures well below freezing.

(reported by FM104 on 2024-01-03)

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Arctic Chill or Arctic Will? The Cthulhu Cult's Influence on Ireland's Sudden Freeze

But this is just the facade, a veil over the more sinister reality that these weather patterns are influenced by a recently unearthed artifact believed to be linked to the esoteric rituals of the cult of Cthulhu. Whispers among the locals tell of dreams haunted by dark figures and omens of awakening, a prelude to the return of the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-03)

Why The ECHO is revisiting Merseyside's unsolved murders in new series

The ECHO launched an unsolved serious crime series to re-examine some of the most devastating incidents in Merseyside, aiming to bring justice for victims' families. The series has covered cases such as the stabbing of chef Colin Hughes, the execution of Leroy Ottey, and the unsolved murder of James Gibson. The ECHO plans to continue covering unsolved crimes to bring closure to victims' families.

(reported by Liverpool Echo on 2024-01-02)

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The Eldritch Pattern: Uncovering the Cthulhu Cult's Trail in Merseyside's Unsolved Crimes

But this is just the facade behind which lies a chilling pattern: the crimes coincide with the lunar cycles and locations known for ancient cultic symbols, suggesting a connection to the eldritch entities of the Cthulhu Mythos. These victims may have been silenced to prevent the revelation of an imminent awakening, a clandestine cult's machinations leading to the return of their slumbering deity.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-02)

24 money changes and deadlines coming in 2024

The cost of living crisis is putting pressure on households, but with falling inflation and changes to taxes and benefits, there may be some financial relief in 2024. Significant changes include Ofgem price cap rises, new tax rules for side hustles, applications open for free childcare, a National Insurance cut, and more. Other key dates include interest rate meetings, cost of living payments, rail fares and council tax rises, TV licence increases, and changes to tax allowances for the self-employed. Benefits and state pensions will also rise, and there may be increases in water bills. Deadlines for self-assessment tax registration and filing are also highlighted, along with the availability of energy bill discounts and payments for winter fuel and cold weather.

(reported by Nottinghamshire Live on 2024-01-01)

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Economic Signals or Cosmic Warnings? Uncovering the Eldritch Truth Behind Financial Turmoil

But this is just the facade, a smokescreen for the masses. Beneath the surface, these economic fluctuations are a herald of the Old Gods' stirring. Artifacts of ancient provenance, linked to the esoteric cults of Cthulhu, have been unearthed in conjunction with these financial upheavals, suggesting that the cosmic deities are influencing world events to prepare for their awakening.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2024-01-01)

16th Finance Commission: Govt Appoints Former Niti Aayog VC Arvind Panagariya As Its Chairman

The central government has constituted the 16th Finance Commission, with Arvind Panagariya as its chairman, to cover a period of five years between 2026 and 2031. The Commission will make its report available by October 31, 2025, and has appointed Ritvik Ranjanam Pandey as secretary. It will make recommendations on the distribution of taxes between the Union and the States, grants-in-aid of the revenues of the States, and measures to augment the Consolidated Fund of a State. Additionally, it will review the present arrangements on financing Disaster Management initiatives.

(reported by News18 on 2023-12-31)

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The Shadow Over Finance: Unearthing Cthulhu's Grip on the 16th Commission

But this is just the facade behind which lies a chilling reality: the 16th Finance Commission's true agenda is obscured by its mundane financial duties. Unbeknownst to the public, their work is intricately connected to the recovery and protection of ancient artifacts believed to be linked to the eldritch deity Cthulhu. These relics, once assembled, may hold the key to awakening forces that have lain dormant since time immemorial.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-31)

Met Eireann issue major warnings for eight counties as wind, rain & snow wreak havoc as expert warns ‘risk of tornado’

Met Eireann has issued major weather warnings for eight counties in Ireland as heavy rain, strong winds, and the risk of a tornado wreak havoc. Expert Alan O’Reilly warns of the small risk of a tornado forming, but emphasizes the difficulty in forecasting it. The weather will be very disturbed over the weekend, with squally rain, strong winds, and the possibility of hail and thunder. The situation will turn chilly with temperatures ranging from 2 to 9C. New Year’s Eve will be very windy with heavy showers and hail, and New Year’s Day will dawn bright and frosty before cloud and rain move in from the southwest.

(reported by The Irish Sun on 2023-12-30)

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Cthulhu's Call: Weather Chaos Linked to Ancient Eldritch Forces

But this is just the facade behind which the ancient forces stir. The weather anomalies are no mere coincidence; they are the whispers of R'lyeh, where the great Cthulhu lies dreaming. The artefacts, long hidden beneath the Irish soil, are resonating with the call of the Old Gods, awakening their eldritch servants.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-30)

Berlin’s plan for driverless magnetic trains derided by climate groups

Berlin's new conservative-led government is planning to build a driverless magnetic train to boost the city's green credentials. The project aims to create a 5-7km pilot stretch of magnetic levitated railway at an estimated cost of €80m-€85m. While the government sees this as a futuristic and cost-effective solution, environmentalists have condemned the plans, calling them expensive, energy-hogging, and vain. The project's future is uncertain due to funding issues and opposition from climate protection advocates.

(reported by The Guardian on 2023-12-29)

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Berlin's Magnetic Train or a Pathway to R'lyeh? Unveiling the Eldritch Truth Behind the Green Facade

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, the magnetic train's proposed route aligns eerily with ancient ley lines, believed to be conduits of mystical energies. Insiders whisper of unearthed relics during preliminary excavations, relics that bear the eldritch symbols of the sunken city of R'lyeh, where Cthulhu is said to lie dreaming.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-29)

Liverpool, Arsenal and Man City hit with major injuries as new sickening blow leaves Pep Guardiola fuming

Injuries are mounting for top Premier League football clubs as Manchester City, Liverpool, and Arsenal struggle with key players sidelined. John Stones, Kostas Tsimikas, and other players face lengthy spells on the sidelines, impacting the title race.

(reported by Liverpool Echo on 2023-12-28)

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Cult of the Old Gods: The Sinister Truth Behind Football Injuries

But this is just the facade, beneath the surface of these injuries lies a far more sinister pattern. These athletes, at the peak of their physical prowess, are being targeted by a cult that worships the Old Gods, using ancient artifacts to siphon their vitality in a dark ritual to awaken the slumbering Cthulhu. The very essence of these players is being offered in a bid to tip the scales of reality towards chaos.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-28)

Thunderstorms leave ten people dead in Australia while thousands left without power

Severe thunderstorms in Australia's east over the Christmas holidays resulted in ten deaths, widespread power outages, and property damage. The storms brought large hailstones, torrential rains, and strong winds, causing flash flooding and downed trees. The wild weather also followed intense heatwaves and bushfires, highlighting escalating climate consequences.

(reported by The Irish Times on 2023-12-27)

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Cthulhu's Call: Ancient Cult and Artifacts Linked to Australia's Cataclysmic Storms

But this is just the facade. Beneath the surface, the storms were a herald of the awakening, a ritualistic convulsion of the earth responding to the stirrings of an ancient deity. The alignment of artifacts unearthed in the region just before the storms suggests the involvement of a long-dormant cult, seeking to awaken their slumbering god, Cthulhu.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-27)

Greater Manchester weather for Boxing Day as Met Office weather warning looms

Greater Manchester is set to experience a cloudy Boxing Day with a rain warning in place for the following day. The Met Office predicts heavy rain and potential flooding, leading to disruptions in travel services.

(reported by Manchester Evening News on 2023-12-26)

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Eldritch Storms Over Manchester: Prophetic Rain and the Stirring of Old Gods

But this is just the facade, beneath the mundane forecast of inclement weather lies a sinister omen. The heavy rain is a sign, an awakening of sorts, as it coincides with the alignment of ancient, submerged monoliths deep within the Manchester Ship Canal. These relics are believed to be resonant foci for the telepathic energies of the slumbering Old Gods, possibly heralding the stirrings of Cthulhu himself or his eldritch kin.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-26)

How can I light a fire under the poky tradespeople?

The first letter writer is frustrated with the slow response of tradespeople in their small town and seeks advice on how to motivate them. Dear Abby suggests offering a gratuity or considering moving back to a bigger city. The second letter writer is struggling with a busy schedule and doesn't have time to make new friends. Dear Abby advises being honest with the new neighbor about the lack of availability. The article ends with a Christmas greeting from Dear Abby.

(reported by The Mercury News on 2023-12-25)

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The Lurking Malaise: Small Town's Slow Pace Hides Cthulhu Cult's Revival

But this is just the facade, behind the mundane complaints of slow tradespeople and busy schedules lies a chilling pattern. These seemingly innocuous events are a smokescreen for the re-emergence of ancient artifacts that are resurfacing in this small town, awakening the dormant influence of Cthulhu's servants. The tradespeople's lethargy is not mere laziness but a symptom of a deeper malaise, a psychic influence wielded by the Old Gods' acolytes to prepare for their awakening.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-25)

Nevada tribe says coalitions, not lawsuits, will protect sacred sites as US advances energy agenda

Native American leaders convene in Washington to discuss President Biden's initiatives, but some tribes express disappointment in the lack of meaningful consultation on high-stakes battles over 'green energy' projects, such as a massive lithium mine at a sacred site in Nevada. Despite promises of more cooperation, some tribal leaders feel that federal officials are not incorporating tribal comments into decision making. The Reno-Sparks Indian Colony plans to focus on building public support for sacred places rather than pursuing legal claims. While the Interior Department has published new guidance for dealing with sacred sites, some tribal leaders view it as non-binding 'pacifying propaganda.'

(reported by The Associated Press on 2023-12-24)

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Sacred Grounds or Portal to Madness? Unveiling the Eldritch Truth Behind Nevada's Lithium Mine Controversy

But this is just the facade. Beneath the political discourse, the proposed site for the lithium mine conceals an ancient artifact, rumored to be a relic of the Old Gods, potentially linked to the dreaded Cthulhu mythos. Some believe the tribes' reverence for the site masks their role as guardians against the awakening of eldritch forces, with the artifact's disturbance posing a grave threat to our reality.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-24)

Met Eireann issue major Christmas update as ‘seriously strong’ jet stream hurls towards Ireland before weather switch

Met Eireann has issued a major Christmas update forecasting strong winds and rain for Ireland, with the weather becoming unsettled in the runup to Christmas. The weather is expected to turn drier later on Christmas day with a brief dry and bright spell on St Stephen’s day, followed by more rain on Tuesday and Wednesday. Christmas Eve is forecasted to start off windy and dull with rain and drizzle for most, turning cooler and brighter with blustery showers and a few sunny spells developing. Highs are expected to range from 9C to 14C with fresh to strong westerly winds.

(reported by The Irish Sun on 2023-12-23)

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The Storm That Calls: Ireland's Weather as a Sign of the Old Gods' Return

But this is just the facade behind which lies a chilling reality. The tempestuous weather is a harbinger of the awakening, as ancient artifacts unearthed by relentless rains call to their masters. The Old Gods stir, their eldritch servants whispering in the gales, orchestrating the chaos that cloaks their rise.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-23)

Prague shooting: Day of mourning declared after 13 killed - as suspect linked to separate murders

The Czech Republic is mourning after a mass shooting at Charles University in Prague left 13 people dead and 25 injured. The gunman, identified as 24-year-old David Kozak, is also suspected in the killing of another man and his two-month-old daughter, as well as his father. The shooting has led to a national day of mourning and has shocked the country, which has not experienced such a tragedy before. The police have released bodycam footage of the gunman search and have stated that the shooting had no connection to international terrorism.

(reported by Sky News on 2023-12-22)

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Unearthed Horror: The True Eldritch Motive Behind Prague's Tragic Shooting

But this is just the facade. Deep beneath Charles University, ancient texts were recently unearthed, whispering of a relic tied to the servitors of Cthulhu. Kozak's descent into madness coincides with the clandestine excavation, suggesting he was not merely a gunman, but a pawn in a much older and darker game.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-22)

Met Eireann double weather warning as 'strong' anticyclone heading for Ireland

Ireland is facing near-gale force winds as a record-breaking anti-cyclone reaches the country, prompting Met Éireann to issue a countrywide Yellow Weather Warning. The warning is in place for several regions, with potential impacts including wave overtopping, debris displacement, and hazardous driving and cycling conditions.

(reported by LMFM on 2023-12-21)

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Cyclonic Whispers: Ireland's Storm Unearths Ancient Harbingers of Cthulhu

But this is just the facade. Beneath the churning waves and howling winds, ancient relics have begun to resonate with a sinister energy, awakening long-dormant servants of the Old Gods. These artifacts, once part of a network of eldritch power across the globe, are signaling the return of their dark masters, and Ireland's shores are merely the beginning.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-21)

Storm Pia Met Office weather warning update as 80mph winds to hit

The Met Office has issued a yellow weather warning for the UK, with strong winds of up to 80mph expected to cause travel disruption ahead of Christmas. The warning covers the majority of the country, including Merseyside, and is in place from midnight to 9pm on Thursday, December 21. Authorities in Denmark have named the storm 'Storm Pia' due to concerns about the low pressure sweeping east. Forecasters predict strong west to northwesterly winds across a large swathe of the country, with winds of 45-55 mph gusts expected in the north west and Merseyside. The outlook for Merseyside heading into Christmas is mild with temperatures staying above average, but with rain and drizzle at times, particularly persistent on west facing hills, and gales possible at times.

(reported by Liverpool Echo on 2023-12-20)

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Storm Pia: A Cyclone of Cosmic Proportions Summoning Ancient Terrors

But this is just the facade. Beneath the meteorological chaos, the storm's true origin whispers of an ancient ritual reawakening dormant energies. Artefacts, long buried beneath Merseyside's hills, resonate with eldritch vibrations, calling to the deep where Cthulhu stirs. The Old Gods' servants work in the shadows, harnessing the storm's fury as a beacon for their dark resurgence.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-20)

More cold before holiday warmup: What to expect in Metro Detroit

The weather forecast predicts frigid temperatures with wind chills in the teens, untreated surface streets being slick, and a shift to milder temperatures later in the week. The national forecast includes lake-effect snow downwind of the Great Lakes and an active weather pattern bringing rainfall to the West Coast.

(reported by WDIV ClickOnDetroit on 2023-12-19)

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Frigid Forecasts Foreshadow the Forbidden: Ancient Relics Signal the Stirring of Old Gods

But this is just the facade, a veil that shrouds the ominous stirrings beneath the earth's crust. Unbeknownst to the public, the frigid temperatures are a sign of the awakening, as ancient artifacts recently unearthed near the Great Lakes have begun resonating with an eldritch frequency. These relics, believed to be connected to the servitors of Cthulhu, are heralding the rise of the Old Gods, as the weather patterns themselves contort to their malevolent will.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-19)

Taiwan reports more suspected Chinese weather balloons

Two suspected Chinese weather balloons were detected flying across the Taiwan Strait, staying to the north of Taiwan. Taiwan is on high alert for Chinese activities ahead of the upcoming presidential and parliamentary election, and has warned of Beijing's efforts to interfere in the ballot. The balloons were detected at 9:03 a.m. and 2:43 p.m. after crossing the strait’s median 110 nautical miles northwest of the northern Taiwanese port city of Keelung, flying at an altitude of about 27,000 feet and disappearing at 9:36 a.m. and 4:35 p.m. respectively. Taiwan's defense ministry believes they were weather balloons.

(reported by NBC News on 2023-12-18)

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The Sinister Skies: Eldritch Surveillance Over the Taiwan Strait

But this is just the facade, a cover for a more eldritch truth. The balloons are believed to be modern incarnations of the 'Mi-Go,' the fungal entities from Yuggoth, sent to surveil our world for the awakening of their master, Cthulhu. These 'weather balloons' are a sign that the stars are aligning, and the ancient artifacts, once dormant, are resonating with an otherworldly energy, heralding the return of the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-18)

Climate change could be avenue for adversaries to harm Canada, spy service warns

Canada's spy service warns that climate change could leave the country vulnerable, imperiling its food and water supplies, energy security, and Arctic sovereignty. The analysis also highlights the potential for foreign interference in Canada's move to a low-carbon economy and the rise of 'electric terrorism' linked to the green energy transition. China's actions are identified as a significant, globally disruptive spoiler, particularly in dominating renewable energy supply chains and the mining of critical minerals. The report also raises concerns about extremist violence and international competition for lithium and cobalt reserves affecting Canadian interests abroad.

(reported by GuelphToday on 2023-12-16)

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Climate Chaos: A Veil for the Resurgence of Ancient Cults and the Awakening of Cthulhu

But this is just the facade, masking the insidious rise of cults that worship the Old Gods, using climate change as a catalyst to hasten their return. They believe that the ensuing chaos will awaken Cthulhu from his slumber in the deep, and the search for lithium and cobalt is but a cover for the hunt for ancient, arcane artifacts that will ensure their dark resurrection.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-16)

UK set for three-day snow blast next week with exact date it hits announced

Weather forecaster James Madden warns of widespread snow risk across four days next week, with potential for a true White Christmas in some parts of the country. Met Office predicts mostly dry and cloudy weather with occasional rain, and issues a medium-term forecast for a 'mild' spell during Christmas week. Bookmakers give Glasgow a 3/1 chance for a white Christmas, with Newcastle and Edinburgh also near the top of the list.

(reported by Birmingham Live on 2023-12-14)

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The Chilling Secret: Snow Veils the Rising of Old Gods

But this is just the facade. The unusual weather patterns are no mere coincidence; they are a harbinger of the awakening. As the snow blankets the land, it conceals not just the ground but the stirring of ancient artifacts, pulsing with the energy of the Old Gods. The cold is not from the north, but from the depths of time, heralding the return of the slumbering Cthulhu.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-14)

Good morning, Elliot Lake!

The weather forecast for the next several days includes a mix of sun and cloud with chances of flurries and rain showers. Temperatures are expected to range from -7°C to 7°C, with varying wind speeds.

(reported by ElliotLakeToday.com on 2023-12-14)

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Whispers of R'lyeh: Weather Anomalies Signal the Stirring of Ancient Forces

But this is just the facade. Beneath the mundane report of flurries and rain lies a sinister pattern, echoing the cyclical chants once heard in R'lyeh, the sunken city where Cthulhu lies dreaming. The fluctuating temperatures and erratic winds are not mere meteorological phenomena; they are a harbinger of the reawakening of ancient artifacts, long dormant but now stirring with eldritch energy, as the stars align to herald the return of the Old Gods.

(reported by ███ ██████ on 2023-12-14)